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"What a lovely b3tan." - JMG
Hello, my name is Adam.
zomg A/S/L: 20/M/Oxford
I mainly frequent /talk or /links, but sometimes make the leap over to /main to post.
I don't particularly like cliques and generally try to be a decent fellow!
Recent front page messages:
none
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» The Weird Kid In Class
My last school was quite religious.
One weekend, we all went off to a retreat in the countryside for a weekend (basically a spiritual centre run by God-loving hippies, but hey even if you were atheist you got to paint rocks).
This one kid had the 'hilarious' idea of bending his arm back into his t-shirt, so only a shoulder length stump was just about visible (whereas in truth it was so bloody obvious he had just doubled his arm back on itself.)
He kept this going the whole weekend, playing the 'one armed disabled person' role with great aplomb, throwing in the old 'mmmng' noises for good measure, much to the annoyance of the people running the weekend who obviously didn't see the funny side (and, come to think of it years later, spent years dedicated to real disabled people).
In the final mass, this kid went up for a blessing with holy water. The moment it touched his forehead, a ripping sound could be heard and - LORD HAVE MERCY! - the arm was full length and back in place. It was some kind of mid-summer MIRACLE! :D
Turning to face the rest of the class with both a mixture of fake awe and mirth, I went to sit back down, happy my arm could now stretch properly. Not one person saw the funny side though.
Nobody sat next to me on the bus ride home :-(
(Sat 20th Jan 2007, 1:41, More)
My last school was quite religious.
One weekend, we all went off to a retreat in the countryside for a weekend (basically a spiritual centre run by God-loving hippies, but hey even if you were atheist you got to paint rocks).
This one kid had the 'hilarious' idea of bending his arm back into his t-shirt, so only a shoulder length stump was just about visible (whereas in truth it was so bloody obvious he had just doubled his arm back on itself.)
He kept this going the whole weekend, playing the 'one armed disabled person' role with great aplomb, throwing in the old 'mmmng' noises for good measure, much to the annoyance of the people running the weekend who obviously didn't see the funny side (and, come to think of it years later, spent years dedicated to real disabled people).
In the final mass, this kid went up for a blessing with holy water. The moment it touched his forehead, a ripping sound could be heard and - LORD HAVE MERCY! - the arm was full length and back in place. It was some kind of mid-summer MIRACLE! :D
Turning to face the rest of the class with both a mixture of fake awe and mirth, I went to sit back down, happy my arm could now stretch properly. Not one person saw the funny side though.
Nobody sat next to me on the bus ride home :-(
(Sat 20th Jan 2007, 1:41, More)
» My Collection
I used to keep a collection of the see-through inner plastic packaging pepperamis came in.
I kept them in an empty packet of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'.
(Sat 13th Jan 2007, 17:30, More)
I used to keep a collection of the see-through inner plastic packaging pepperamis came in.
I kept them in an empty packet of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'.
(Sat 13th Jan 2007, 17:30, More)
» I just don't get it
Cats on Drugs
I don't understand why it's considered wholesome family entertainment watching a young kitten spack out on Catnip.
It's like giving speed to a toddler and laughing!
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 23:42, More)
Cats on Drugs
I don't understand why it's considered wholesome family entertainment watching a young kitten spack out on Catnip.
It's like giving speed to a toddler and laughing!
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 23:42, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
"DYSLEXICS UNITE!"
Guildford public toilets.
What comes around...
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 18:33, More)
"DYSLEXICS UNITE!"
Guildford public toilets.
What comes around...
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 18:33, More)