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» Pure Ignorance
My foreign mother..
was at the dinner table once, 'I don't dislike coloured people, but they are very lazy, aren't they?'
:/
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 15:30, More)
My foreign mother..
was at the dinner table once, 'I don't dislike coloured people, but they are very lazy, aren't they?'
:/
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 15:30, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What
..do you call a lesbian with large fingers?
Well hung.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:54, More)
What
..do you call a lesbian with large fingers?
Well hung.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:54, More)
» Premonitions
Yeah
My friend, who regularly emails me, sent me an email one day talking about how her life was going great at that moment in time. Then she put something along the lines of 'i bet now im saying this, you will drop dead tomorrow, hehe'
I didn't drop dead, but two of our friends did die the following week in a car accident
:(
(Sat 20th Nov 2004, 17:30, More)
Yeah
My friend, who regularly emails me, sent me an email one day talking about how her life was going great at that moment in time. Then she put something along the lines of 'i bet now im saying this, you will drop dead tomorrow, hehe'
I didn't drop dead, but two of our friends did die the following week in a car accident
:(
(Sat 20th Nov 2004, 17:30, More)
» My Worst Vomit
not drunken but..
I was in the car with my cousin about a year ago, cousin being only 4 at the time (that makes her 5 now i guess). Anyway! She was starting to look queazy as we carried on up a long and winding road, when she suddenly looked about ready to burst, when I pointed to the window for her to puke out of, but instead she leant down and neatly puked in the little side pocket of the car door. Nice shot.
I had fun scooping that out.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 20:58, More)
not drunken but..
I was in the car with my cousin about a year ago, cousin being only 4 at the time (that makes her 5 now i guess). Anyway! She was starting to look queazy as we carried on up a long and winding road, when she suddenly looked about ready to burst, when I pointed to the window for her to puke out of, but instead she leant down and neatly puked in the little side pocket of the car door. Nice shot.
I had fun scooping that out.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 20:58, More)
» Walkman Flashbacks
It's only words..
A few months back I was driving to work. Had the stereo on fairly loud, blastin' the tunes out, y'know.
Stopped at a pedestrian crossing, not really paying any attention to why there were people looking into my car and laughing, or scowling in disgust.
I realised as i drove on, I had boyzone thumping out the speakers, boyzone. Its only words.
Now they make me cringe even more.. I thought I'd gotten over my teenage school girl crush on Ronan.
Bloody hell.
(Wed 30th Mar 2005, 22:15, More)
It's only words..
A few months back I was driving to work. Had the stereo on fairly loud, blastin' the tunes out, y'know.
Stopped at a pedestrian crossing, not really paying any attention to why there were people looking into my car and laughing, or scowling in disgust.
I realised as i drove on, I had boyzone thumping out the speakers, boyzone. Its only words.
Now they make me cringe even more.. I thought I'd gotten over my teenage school girl crush on Ronan.
Bloody hell.
(Wed 30th Mar 2005, 22:15, More)