» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

He's behind you....
Like ok, I have a knack for these sort of things and when a mate sent me a link to these pages I just had to add to it...!

I was at school and like we have mark sheet up on the wall after you hand a bit of coursework in, the thickest boy in the class (name of Clint) didn't have a mark againt his name so I go on about how typical that is and how he probably didn't hand it in, everyone laughed so I plough on coming to the end of my performance by a demonstration of how he...talk....real....sloooooooow - no laughter, I just come out with - he's behind me isn't he? Indeed he was!

Many years later I'm at uni and my course gets taken off to this really interesting show to look around new products! Anyway, I find that there is always one really anoying bastard in the group and there was! He was a right clingy twat that had no friends and really annoyed me! Me and a mate got to the show and ran away before he could tag along with us! Hiding round a corner for a bit in comes another bloke off our course so I say loudly - "oh you got rid of clingy prat Paul already? Good going..." Yeah he was behind me!

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(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 12:30, More)