» Your Revenge Stories

would have done for last weeks too but i didnt get round to it
Many moons ago i lived in a flat that was best described as a 2 year long party. One of the regular visitors to this abode had a particularly bad habit of falling asleep and wetting himself.
As unsanitary as the conditions were we were not endeared to this certain character trait and decided to do something about it. The next time he fell asleep one of the lads dissapeared to the toilet only to return about 5 minutes later with one of the largest turds i have ever seen wrapped up in newspaper. This was then placed in the offenders trousers (he was that wrecked he didnt wake up) before we shook him violently awake because we were all going to the pub.
The look on his face was classic as he realised what he had in his trousers, made his excuses and waddled off home like john wayne.
He still doesnt know to this day that it wasnt his.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 1:30, More)

» Best Comebacks

One of those annoying compensation blokes
accosted me in the street the other day. He came out with the standard have you had an accident in the last three years question as they do. Quick as a flash I pointed to my daughter and said only her. He pissed off. YAY
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 15:08, More)