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» Gambling

800g loaf
Was really late coming to work one day, so hurridly grabbed an 800g loaf out of the freezer and pack of cheese out of the fridge with the intention of making a sandwich at lunch.

One of my mates spotted it and bet me a fiver that I couldn't eat the whole thing. I took one look at it and thought 'I can do that easy' and then proceeded to eat the whole bloody thing.

I didn't shit for 3 days nad I'm still waiting for that fiver!
(Thu 7th May 2009, 14:16, More)

» Terrible Parenting

I have loads of these...
I will post when more pop into my head.

On one occasion, my sisters rabbit STARSKI (in hutch!) disappeared.

On the Sunday following my dad did the Sunday lunch and waited until we had all finished before announcing the meat was in fact rabbit!!

My sister leapt from her chair into the toilet and started retching for Britain!
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 17:08, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Whats in a name?
A friend of mine at school was called 'snotrag' becuase he always had a cold. At the age of 10 it was changed to 'jif' (presumably because he was a bit of a lemon)
He's still known to this day as jif - he's 33 now!

Others nicknames at school were:

Rayni
Oggle
Wotnot
Podge
Tats

..I was (and still am) known as Smudge.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 16:01, More)

» Beautiful but Bonkers

Crazy little thing called love!
I went out with a girl many moons ago that was one night locked out of the house. Her mother was at a pub quiz. When her mum returned some 20 mins later, said girlfriend pulled her mum out of the car and began to beat the living crap out of her while I was trying to separate them.

A few weeks later, we were in a nightclub. At the end of the night, she went to pick her coat up and the girl behind the counter had stapled the wrong ticket to the coat. Girlfriend then leaped over the bar and tried to beat the crap out of the girl behind the counter.

End result was that she started to hyper ventilate and got a free ride to the hospital from local plod who had turned up to deal with her personally.

Final straw came when we met up in a park to have a chat. Because she didn't like what I was saying, she proceeded to pickup half a tree and attempt to beat me around the head with it.

Generally, quite a nice girl, but when she went psycho she was a total utter nutcase (she later blamed it on her parent splitting up!)
(Fri 17th Nov 2006, 15:46, More)

» Gambling

Pringle Bet
Yep, we've all done it. How many of the little blighters you can fit in your mouth and still be able to swallow.

I've managed 32, but it took me ages to get down my neck.
(Thu 7th May 2009, 14:19, More)
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