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» World's Sickest Joke
Spoon
Michael Jackson has alot to answer for. His fucking of children has really pissed me off; I have had to read the same joke more times than I would care for.
(Sat 10th Dec 2005, 1:22, More)
Spoon
Michael Jackson has alot to answer for. His fucking of children has really pissed me off; I have had to read the same joke more times than I would care for.
(Sat 10th Dec 2005, 1:22, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
More Rory McGrath
He regularly shops at the Waitrose my mum works at (Cambridge). He is always a completely grumpy, complaining cunt. All the lady cashiers there hate him. They blank him when he comes through the tills. And he’s smelly and dirty most of the time.
And I served Ester Ranson a couple of weeks ago in the petrol station I work at. She looked at me with the.. "yes hello. I know you know who I am" nod. I didn't like that much. Then she asked if we had green or dark chocolate (green?). I pointed in the direction of the chocolate shelves. "I don't know. It will be around there somewhere.” She also had some freaky dentures. Her daughter (also chauffer) was nice enough though.
Also served Rick Wakeman. He was ok. I had a queue to get through and he didn't mess about. That puts him in my 'not tosser yet’ column.
(Fri 26th May 2006, 2:03, More)
More Rory McGrath
He regularly shops at the Waitrose my mum works at (Cambridge). He is always a completely grumpy, complaining cunt. All the lady cashiers there hate him. They blank him when he comes through the tills. And he’s smelly and dirty most of the time.
And I served Ester Ranson a couple of weeks ago in the petrol station I work at. She looked at me with the.. "yes hello. I know you know who I am" nod. I didn't like that much. Then she asked if we had green or dark chocolate (green?). I pointed in the direction of the chocolate shelves. "I don't know. It will be around there somewhere.” She also had some freaky dentures. Her daughter (also chauffer) was nice enough though.
Also served Rick Wakeman. He was ok. I had a queue to get through and he didn't mess about. That puts him in my 'not tosser yet’ column.
(Fri 26th May 2006, 2:03, More)
» Shit Stories
Shitsuey
A ginger I used to know at college had a bit of a shit problem during a maths lesson. He put his had up to ask the teacher "Can I go to the loo miss" she replied. "No can't you wait till the end of the lesson" she was a bit of a bitch, even for a teacher. Then he said "No I can't miss I have already done it" He ran out of the class and for the rest of the day walked around with the shitty pants in his pocket. He wasn't "Officially" retarded either. Everyone then called him shitsuey. It continues to this day.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 20:01, More)
Shitsuey
A ginger I used to know at college had a bit of a shit problem during a maths lesson. He put his had up to ask the teacher "Can I go to the loo miss" she replied. "No can't you wait till the end of the lesson" she was a bit of a bitch, even for a teacher. Then he said "No I can't miss I have already done it" He ran out of the class and for the rest of the day walked around with the shitty pants in his pocket. He wasn't "Officially" retarded either. Everyone then called him shitsuey. It continues to this day.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 20:01, More)