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Profile? That's me from the side, right?
Anyhow, former 21 year old BSc Biotechnology student in Plymouth with warped sense of humour and who loves rock music. Yeah, that's me.




See, don't I just look suitably dark?
my address for electronic mail is here: defzH3d AT hotmaildotcom


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DisorderRating
Paranoid:Moderate
Schizoid:Low
Schizotypal:Moderate
Antisocial:Low
Borderline:Moderate
Histrionic:Moderate
Narcissistic:Moderate
Avoidant:Very High
Dependent:Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive:Moderate

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Recent front page messages:

Now, more terror than ever before as Bela Lugosi plays a Vampire Duck

In Count Duckula!
EDIT: bit late now, but ta for the FP!
(Sat 19th Jun 2004, 15:03, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Have you ever seen a dead body?

This is why I LOVED working in pathology
Though I've never seen a whole dead body, I've seen enough parts to make up plenty.
The highlights?

Eyeball, thigh-down excision of leg and at least two brains per week.

I've seen more tits than a page 3 photographer, shame they weren't on people really...
(Thu 28th Feb 2008, 11:10, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

I've seen lots of nasty stuff
owing to my job of choice in a histology department.
Workwise, it's probably a disembodied thigh-down amptutation that's the nastiest, or a vulval dissection.
I see mastectomies on practically a daily basis.
I dunno about anything else really.
(Tue 26th Jun 2007, 23:39, More)