» That's when I knew it was over...

I THOUGHT it was over...
After comsuming vast quantities of coke (the liquid kind), I went to see the third Lord of the Rings film at the cinema. Seeing Frodo throw the ring into Mount Doom, i breathed a sigh of relief, I could pee soon. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Another God-only-knows-how-long later, the film finally finishes, and as the first name appears on the credits, I KNEW it was over, when my two equally weak-bladdered companions ran straight past me, down the stairs and into the toilets.
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 16:07, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

noooooooo!
what's the difference between a french girl and a bowling ball?

you can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 21:56, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

must...stop...posting...
what's the difference between erotic and kinky?

erotic is when you use a feather
kinky is when you use the whole chicken
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 21:54, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

wooo first post
got a couple of semi-relevant stories!

1) (Not a wank story, but close!) Told to me by a mate. His sister's friend was doing a forensics course at Uni, and one lesson, they had to do cheek swabs of themsleves. Upon looking at her sample under a microscope, the student in question then asked the rest of the class why her particular sample had tiny tadpoles in it! hmmmmmm.

2) nice short one. went out with a guy once, whose claim to fame was that he had masturbated 17 times in one day, just because it was a bank holiday and he had nothing better to do! (btw i had broken up with him by the time i found this out)
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 19:49, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

bah!
what's the difference between a slut and a bitch?

a slut will sleep with anyone
a bitch will sleep with anyone but you
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 21:55, More)