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Hey there. I'm WhiteDevil, aka Eric. I'm a BA going on graduate student of Psychology living in the strange land of California. I've been in the newsletter a couple of times for the crazy crap on my site:

* "Nicotine coffee" in ISSUE 137: "GOATSE DEATH DIVE"
* "How to bullshit your essays" in ISSUE 211: "WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE, AND DOESN'T LIKE SEX?"


My feeble attempts at photoshoppery and assorted b3ta wooness can be found hereabouts. However, I highly recommend you check out my main site, which, as you may have noticed, is www.ericisgreat.com

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» Pet Names

Dead
My best mate's little cousin always wanted a pet, so she befriended a fly. It landed on the ceiling one day and never moved again. Someone told her it was dead, but she ended up thinking that that was its name. Dead the fly is still there, imperceptibly rotting away under the affection of a 4 year old girl.
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 6:52, More)

» Dad Jokes

My Dad
always likes to point out something I hate and make a production out of calling it "my favorite". A lot of things like "Look, your favorite, Lima Beans!" or "Look, your favorite, Britney Spears!" He, of course, thinks this is sarcastic and funny instead of annoying and embarrassing. Now when anyone uses the term "your favorite", I immediately expect the worst. It's a pain in the ass when someone presents you with something you really enjoy and your knee-jerk response is resentment and disinterest.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 6:09, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Rubber Gum
My best friend's little brother found some of his dad's condoms one day. Their dad couldn't make up anything on the spot, so my friend told him that it was alcoholic gum and he shouldn't mess with it because alcohol is for adults. Well, you know how defiant kids are. I'm just glad the little tyke wasn't alergic to latex, seeing as how in that case it would have been a "food allergy".
(Sun 18th Jan 2004, 5:29, More)