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Photo evidence of the Genetically Modified Kitten Underground Nest:
And the government still deny it's existance.
(Wed 4th Sep 2002, 10:18, More)
And the government still deny it's existance.
(Wed 4th Sep 2002, 10:18, More)
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» Losing Your Virginity
I was 37
when I lost mine..... you should have seen the look on my mums face..... SHE LOVED IT!
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 9:20, More)
I was 37
when I lost mine..... you should have seen the look on my mums face..... SHE LOVED IT!
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 9:20, More)
» Little things that turn you on
Top 3:
1) Women who can't read.
2) Four legged animals with their front legs bound together with rope.
3) The morbid understanding I receive from a German cannibal.
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 12:12, More)
Top 3:
1) Women who can't read.
2) Four legged animals with their front legs bound together with rope.
3) The morbid understanding I receive from a German cannibal.
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 12:12, More)
» Rock and Roll Stories
I went to go see Bob Dylan last night in Bournemouth...
which in itself was amazing! But what topped it off was the violent dwarf who we'd been standing beside for four hours prior to the show starting. Half way through the concert, he got barged out of the way by two "would be" stage invaders who were slightly more then pissed... Enraged at being shoved, the five foot block of rage bust the shovers nose wide open, whilst Bob sung "Just like a women"! Bestest gig evarr!
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 19:19, More)
I went to go see Bob Dylan last night in Bournemouth...
which in itself was amazing! But what topped it off was the violent dwarf who we'd been standing beside for four hours prior to the show starting. Half way through the concert, he got barged out of the way by two "would be" stage invaders who were slightly more then pissed... Enraged at being shoved, the five foot block of rage bust the shovers nose wide open, whilst Bob sung "Just like a women"! Bestest gig evarr!
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 19:19, More)
» Lost...
This morning I bought a pack of fags and lost my bloody lighter...
So lunchtime comes and I make a break for the local Spar shop, get a box and matches only to remember upon leaving the shop where the fags where purchased I'd tossed the full pack of fags in a bin and kept my empty sodding pack!
That is the direct effect of sleep deprevation.
Not only did I lose a lighter, fags and sleep from the night before, but I'd also lost my mind... and if I don't get a fag soon I'm gonna lose my temper too!
EDIT: I've had a smoke now and everything is cool now.
(Mon 6th Dec 2004, 16:36, More)
This morning I bought a pack of fags and lost my bloody lighter...
So lunchtime comes and I make a break for the local Spar shop, get a box and matches only to remember upon leaving the shop where the fags where purchased I'd tossed the full pack of fags in a bin and kept my empty sodding pack!
That is the direct effect of sleep deprevation.
Not only did I lose a lighter, fags and sleep from the night before, but I'd also lost my mind... and if I don't get a fag soon I'm gonna lose my temper too!
EDIT: I've had a smoke now and everything is cool now.
(Mon 6th Dec 2004, 16:36, More)
» The Worst Journey in the World
I just got back from China today / yesterday (now)...
I had an amazing time in China, but it was a 13 hour direct flight back to the UK, on a budget (and I mean mid 70's plane with faint smell of piss) flight sat next to an over weight sweating bag of shit insisted upon telling me about his seedy antics in Thailand... And then the first thing I heard upon leaving Heathrow was "Have you got a spare fag?"... so being a bit tired I snapped back with "No, I bought a box of 20 and guess what!?! There was 20 in the box!!!". Right, I'm off for a little sleepy but first I've gotta read the last 2 newsletters dammit!
(Sun 10th Sep 2006, 12:51, More)
I just got back from China today / yesterday (now)...
I had an amazing time in China, but it was a 13 hour direct flight back to the UK, on a budget (and I mean mid 70's plane with faint smell of piss) flight sat next to an over weight sweating bag of shit insisted upon telling me about his seedy antics in Thailand... And then the first thing I heard upon leaving Heathrow was "Have you got a spare fag?"... so being a bit tired I snapped back with "No, I bought a box of 20 and guess what!?! There was 20 in the box!!!". Right, I'm off for a little sleepy but first I've gotta read the last 2 newsletters dammit!
(Sun 10th Sep 2006, 12:51, More)