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Posts pictures rarely. Has little talent and/or knowledge. Owns at minesweeper.

He has recently got a new email address. A gmail one, no less. You can now reach him at 'novander' at the afformentioned email service, followed by a lovely decimal point, and then a 'com'. Remember to make sure your decimal point is a lovely one, as he isn't likely to respond to ugly decimal points.

Decimal is a nice word.

He's started writing short pieces inspired by CD covers. They're nothing special, but he'd like it if you checked them out anyway: http://www.novander.com

The "Floating Head In A Rectangle" series
#7 Zombies 2
#6 Only the beginning...
#5 Civil War
#4 Zombies
#3 AIDS
#2 Dog
#1 Frogs

And even though that one isn't finished yet, have the first episode of the next series:

DogQuest #1

I got me a livejournal

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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Best answers to questions:

» On the stage

My only appearances
on the stage would be my junior school plays. In my last year there, we did another musical nativity play. I'm sure most of you were in crappy nativity plays at some point. Some of you probably even played Joseph or some other 'major' character. Well, to that I say: FUCK YOU AND YOUR OH-SO-MORTAL ROLES! I WAS GOD! Perhaps it went to my head a little.

the year before we did the tale of Sweeney Todd. I was jealous of my friend steve, 'cause he got his throat cut while I was stuck in the chorus, pretending to play marbles.
(Fri 2nd Dec 2005, 15:29, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

Discussing what colour my new pillow cases should be.
This alone should be enough to inform me I'm getting older, but its worse: My friend said he liked White pillow cases, and I disagreed on the grounds that dirt would show up easier.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 18:01, More)

» Claims to Fame

Remeber last year,
that guy who tried to sell his virginity on ebay? Got in most of the big papers, on local radio etc.

I was good friends with him at school. Sat next to him in maths for a year. I don't see him for a while, then suddenly he's on the front page of the local newspaper, on the radio, everywhere.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 17:41, More)