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» Hidden Treasure

Gets coat.
Way back in my student days I was after a new coat. So off to Oxfam I trot.

I see the ideal coat (long / dark / shabby) and try it on. Whist swanning about the shop in it I put my hand in the pockets and feel a wallet.

Not wanting to draw attention I pay £5 for the coat and hightail it out of the shop.

In the wallet?

£70, treasure for a poor starving student.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 16:25, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

You're on the news.
There I was in Amsterdam, sitting in the Grasshopper sampling the local wares, if you know what I mean. This fairly familiar looking bloke is being filmed in there. I was a little worse for wear and so took little notice....

Until 3 days later that is. There was a news report on South East at 6 about drug tourism. Guess who was sitting in the background of the report???
(Mon 15th Nov 2004, 16:16, More)

» School Sports Day

No sports day.
My kids don't get a sports day they have an 'activity day' instead.

Apparently you're not allowed to 'win' anything if you go to school in North London, it's not fair on the other competitors.

Pfft..
(Fri 31st Mar 2006, 13:16, More)

» Pet Stories

The bastard
Mrs chilling once had a cat called 'The Bastard', named for it's evil and vindictive nature.


At the time she lived in a shared house, some of her living companions weren't that nice to the cat.


Mike (for that was his name) once kicked the bastard down the stairs, chuckled and went off for his breakfast.

He wasn't chuckling when he put his motorbike helmet on to go out on his days couriering.

The bastard had pissed and crapped in his helmet.


I've never seen a man look greener than him that evening, after he'd worn his cat shit and piss helmet for the day. He had to go and buy a new helmet the next morning.
(Mon 11th Jun 2007, 14:42, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

Bauhaus
My other half has a cousin who used to do Pete Murphys hair. It sort of crushes any sense of Rock n' Roll when you mother in law is telling you what nice polite young men that Mr Murphy and his friends are.
(Thu 6th Jul 2006, 1:13, More)
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