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» I'm an expert

Bass solos...
I shit you not, whilst doing a degree in modern music, I did a rather crucial project on bass solos, their place in modern music and history etc. Fact.
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 18:48, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

what do you call a paedophile in a shirt?
vicar.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 20:13, More)

» Hidden Treasure

this one time...
I found a reply that wasn't some smart-arsed answer about ice-cream vans and wanking that wasn't even an "in-joke" the first FIVE TIMES YOU DID IT.

oh, and it didn't end in some pathetic joke about length/girth/your mum either. quite a rarity, I think you'll agree.
(Mon 4th Jul 2005, 11:32, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

my mate was enjoying himself with his girlfriend on the bottom bunk of his bunk bed (having fun, but not sex, if you know what i mean)
upon the climax of said enjoyment, my mate sat up very fast, colliding with the wooden beam of the bunk. i suppose it's the funnest way to get a concussion, but needless to say the relationship didn't really last.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 15:15, More)

» People with Stupid Names

i once knew someone whose last name was 'wood'
and his sister was called holly... holly wood... cue countless "i wonder what it's like in hollywood?", "everyone's been in hollywood!" jokes
(Sat 28th Aug 2004, 20:57, More)
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