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Find your Nearest Take Away, Offy or Dealer anywhere!
If you are in a town you are unfamiliar with, and in need of cheap food, cheap booze and some sniff.

Ask a passing chav where the nearest big council estate is (get them to grunt more slowly if you cant understand them at first attempt) then take a cab and hey presto its happy days all the way.

If you are really desperate you can almost certainly move in with one of the the local fat tarts for a couple of days for the price of a WKD and a line or two.
(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 12:08, More)

» Advice from Old People

Dad's prophetic words
41 years ago I was 10 years old and asked my Dad a WW2 and Omaha Beach landings veteran, "Dad do you think there will be another war in Europe?" his answer surprised me then, and haunts me now.

"No Geoff the biggest threat to the security of Europe comes from Islam those people are fanatics who believe we must all become Muslims or die, they believe its good to die for the cause, so we cant even defeat them unless we can kill them all"

If he could see it 40 years ago, why couldn't our so called leaders!
(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 11:55, More)

» How nerdy are you?

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When my dad and brother werer raving about the zx80 my dad had just bought, I said "What is the point of having a PC at home"? that was a long time ago when I was about 30 i bought my first PC (just to see what it was like) I am now 50 and currently have 1 large desktop 5 Lappys 3 smart phones and neck ache from staring at screens. And I still dont what the fuck all the fuss is about!!!
(Mon 10th Mar 2008, 16:40, More)