» How I Skive Off Work


I have developed a number of tactics for appearing busy whilst actually achieving nothing. My favourite is wandering aimlessly between my office and other rooms in the building, wearing my labcoat and carrying random specimens or pieces of equipment.

When I'm too lazy even for that, going and sitting in a darkroom noone else ever uses listening to music and occasionally pretending to examine things under the microscope works well. I particularly like it since there's no phone extension in the room for people to annoy me on.
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 23:24, More)