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» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
Amos Moses
When having peas for dinner, take a pea from my sisters plate, throw it on the floor exclaiming "You peaed on the floor".
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 14:19, More)
Amos Moses
When having peas for dinner, take a pea from my sisters plate, throw it on the floor exclaiming "You peaed on the floor".
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 14:19, More)
» Phobias
Personification of Inannimate Objects
I fear when things that are not alive talk to you as though they are. Like when buses say "I am not in service" on them. As though THEY made the decision to not be in service. I woulden't want to get inside an ALIVE bus.
every time I see one I fear it will veer across the road and mow me down on a whim.
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 19:45, More)
Personification of Inannimate Objects
I fear when things that are not alive talk to you as though they are. Like when buses say "I am not in service" on them. As though THEY made the decision to not be in service. I woulden't want to get inside an ALIVE bus.
every time I see one I fear it will veer across the road and mow me down on a whim.
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 19:45, More)
» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
Dirty bath grafitti
I used to live in a rather skanky house. Chief among the skank was the bath, all the enammel had gone on it, resulting in a nice porus surface good for grinding the crusty bits off your feet but bad for picking up grime. It was grey, verging on black in places. At some point it became too much to bare so I purchaced some uber toilet cleaner to try and shift the stuff. The instructions informed me to "test on a discreet area first" which I took to mean "Draw a giant cock and balls, replete with gushes of seamen on your dirty bath". I left it slightly longer than reccomended and was happy to see my crudly drawn phallus etched in pure white onto the grey bath.
I took some photos, but they didn't really come out well :(
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 10:17, More)
Dirty bath grafitti
I used to live in a rather skanky house. Chief among the skank was the bath, all the enammel had gone on it, resulting in a nice porus surface good for grinding the crusty bits off your feet but bad for picking up grime. It was grey, verging on black in places. At some point it became too much to bare so I purchaced some uber toilet cleaner to try and shift the stuff. The instructions informed me to "test on a discreet area first" which I took to mean "Draw a giant cock and balls, replete with gushes of seamen on your dirty bath". I left it slightly longer than reccomended and was happy to see my crudly drawn phallus etched in pure white onto the grey bath.
I took some photos, but they didn't really come out well :(
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 10:17, More)
» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
Spaced
After Tim Bisley, from excellent sitcom Spaced whenever someone askes if I "want anything from the shops". I always reply with either "A crossbow" or "PORN".
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 11:11, More)
Spaced
After Tim Bisley, from excellent sitcom Spaced whenever someone askes if I "want anything from the shops". I always reply with either "A crossbow" or "PORN".
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 11:11, More)
» Teenage Crushes - Part Two
Kirsty Wark
When in Newsnight mode, she's authoraitative and power dresses most sexily. Then joy of joys, every year for the "Newsnight review" coverage of the Edinburgh fringe she totally glams it up in a sexy and smouldering way. This is a great time of year.
It's hard to spank one out to though, Mark Kermodes greasy bespecticled face tends to put one off ones rhythm.
(Sat 7th Nov 2009, 18:49, More)
Kirsty Wark
When in Newsnight mode, she's authoraitative and power dresses most sexily. Then joy of joys, every year for the "Newsnight review" coverage of the Edinburgh fringe she totally glams it up in a sexy and smouldering way. This is a great time of year.
It's hard to spank one out to though, Mark Kermodes greasy bespecticled face tends to put one off ones rhythm.
(Sat 7th Nov 2009, 18:49, More)