EDIT: I was not responsible for the fat David photoshop. Just the lulz factor.
(Fri 19th Mar 2010, 20:15, More)

well, it did get pretty boring up there

bigger
(Tue 22nd Aug 2006, 21:52, More)

not quite how I remembered it

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They are selling like lop-sided hot cakes!

(Sun 18th Dec 2005, 21:26, More)

how thoughtful

(Tue 13th Dec 2005, 19:17, More)

The remake was crap



(Mon 12th Dec 2005, 18:22, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

Far too many to mention here :|

(Mon 19th Dec 2005, 6:53, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

8 packets of chicken supernoodles.

(Sat 11th Jun 2005, 10:54, More)

» The last thing that made me cry


My mum died of a heart attack early January this year. It was completely unexpected and we were completely and utterly devistated.

I have probably cried to myself every other day since it happened. Life can be so cruel.
(Wed 20th Apr 2005, 13:48, More)

» People with Stupid Names

well....
One of my dad's old mates is named Mike Hunt (for real). If I were him I would have changed my name long ago!

I also know of a mrs 'I. Balls'. class!
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 15:47, More)

» My Worst Vomit

well
This one is short and sweet. I was about 9 or 10 years old and I didn't feel well. I was sitting around downstairs doing the family thing, when I realised I was going to vom.

I ran upstairs to the bathroom, but I felt like I couldnt hold it in, so in desperation I put my hands over my mouth. Vomit (chunks 'n all baby) proceeded to shoot out of both nostrils, covering the walls either side of me. By the time I made it to the toilet I was ok. Bonus!
(Tue 24th Aug 2004, 18:23, More)