Profile for Blue Star:
Hello
I got a blog
I dream about b3tans. It isn't good. So far I've dreamed about:
FoldsFive
Druid
rhcpaul
Malchick
SpringySunshine
milknosugar
Wormulus
Donkey Gums
Flapjack
Fouricci Sequence
Red Rocket
the mighty badger
Wicca
Amorous Badger
Newington
Broadsword
Dr. Shambolic
sleepybinky
Bob Todd
Bogus Official
SickRik
The Teviot Moose
Bud Muhnquai
Thanks to vladimir for cheering me up with this.
Grrrmachine did write me a poem:
You know her all as Blue Star
She's born and bred in Eire
you dream about her hoo-hah
she's small and gingery
/sung to the Addams' Family theme tune
And so did Flapjack:
Then there's Blue Star, a
Tara
Who, if you displease
Her, will bite your knees.
Thanks to lovely Aardvark for this:
Blue Star, Blue Star, shining bright
Full of spunk and balls and fight
She's the one that makes us muse
"Where does she find such tiny shoes?"
He also wrote 'The Epic of Tara'
Tara was an Irish lass, a maiden true and fair
The sun shone out of Buddha's arse and lit her ginger hair.
She made the sullen internet folks fall upon their knees
whenever she walked by and winked, the sultry little tease.
Her eyes shone bright like sapphire jewels, her smile a gleaming white
Her very presence lit up even Ireland's darkest night,
The other maidens cursed her name, from Donegal to Cork,
They knew they'd never have her face, or eyes, or smile, or norks.
They banished her to England, so across the sea she went
Leaving Ireland impoverished, now it's greatest work was spent.
But what Ireland was missing became England's greatest gain,
As she cut a path of beaming light through wind, and cloud, and rain.
She travelled all across the land, and all the men agreed
That Tara was the only ginger goddess they would need.
But none could ever tame her, she roamed on alone and free,
And left the geeky men to cry at what their lives could be.
And Maffers did too!:
Bluey is the Bluest Star.
Oh she's the Bluest one by far.
She makes all the boys go "Rawr".
The bluest, bluest, bluest Star.
Tara, Tara, T, T, T
Makes me do a sexy wee.
All ginger and fiery.
She's no higher than my knee
Thanks to Dirty Bob for this ode to me
There once was a star that was blue
Who had a pouch like a small kangaroo.
She could carry with ease
Her purse and her keys
And she had her biggest vibrator in too.
Filth, marriage proposals etc to here taraelizabeth1979 at googlemail dot com
This is the Hill of Tara -
Note the resemblance to norks -
Well named my parents!
Me by the delectable Devil Duck
You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make
sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully,
it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into
you playing the dominant role MEORW!
What kind of kiss are you?
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Hello
I got a blog
I dream about b3tans. It isn't good. So far I've dreamed about:
FoldsFive
Druid
rhcpaul
Malchick
SpringySunshine
milknosugar
Wormulus
Donkey Gums
Flapjack
Fouricci Sequence
Red Rocket
the mighty badger
Wicca
Amorous Badger
Newington
Broadsword
Dr. Shambolic
sleepybinky
Bob Todd
Bogus Official
SickRik
The Teviot Moose
Bud Muhnquai
Thanks to vladimir for cheering me up with this.
Grrrmachine did write me a poem:
You know her all as Blue Star
She's born and bred in Eire
you dream about her hoo-hah
she's small and gingery
/sung to the Addams' Family theme tune
And so did Flapjack:
Then there's Blue Star, a
Tara
Who, if you displease
Her, will bite your knees.
Thanks to lovely Aardvark for this:
Blue Star, Blue Star, shining bright
Full of spunk and balls and fight
She's the one that makes us muse
"Where does she find such tiny shoes?"
He also wrote 'The Epic of Tara'
Tara was an Irish lass, a maiden true and fair
The sun shone out of Buddha's arse and lit her ginger hair.
She made the sullen internet folks fall upon their knees
whenever she walked by and winked, the sultry little tease.
Her eyes shone bright like sapphire jewels, her smile a gleaming white
Her very presence lit up even Ireland's darkest night,
The other maidens cursed her name, from Donegal to Cork,
They knew they'd never have her face, or eyes, or smile, or norks.
They banished her to England, so across the sea she went
Leaving Ireland impoverished, now it's greatest work was spent.
But what Ireland was missing became England's greatest gain,
As she cut a path of beaming light through wind, and cloud, and rain.
She travelled all across the land, and all the men agreed
That Tara was the only ginger goddess they would need.
But none could ever tame her, she roamed on alone and free,
And left the geeky men to cry at what their lives could be.
And Maffers did too!:
Bluey is the Bluest Star.
Oh she's the Bluest one by far.
She makes all the boys go "Rawr".
The bluest, bluest, bluest Star.
Tara, Tara, T, T, T
Makes me do a sexy wee.
All ginger and fiery.
She's no higher than my knee
Thanks to Dirty Bob for this ode to me
There once was a star that was blue
Who had a pouch like a small kangaroo.
She could carry with ease
Her purse and her keys
And she had her biggest vibrator in too.
Filth, marriage proposals etc to here taraelizabeth1979 at googlemail dot com
This is the Hill of Tara -
Note the resemblance to norks -
Well named my parents!
Me by the delectable Devil Duck
You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make
sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully,
it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into
you playing the dominant role MEORW!
What kind of kiss are you?
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» Real-life slapstick
Double F and me had just started going out.
He moved into a house with one of his mates and I was around helping him unpack.
We were transporting piles of books down the stairs to the lounge. FF misses the last few steps and falls on his arse, still holding the books and thinking he'd had a lucky escape. Not so. I was standing at the top of the stairs and in my shock at seeing him fall, I put my hands up to my face, dropping the pile of (mainly hardback) books down the stairs. Each one hit him on the head with a 'THUNK' noise. I stifled laughter like I never had before. No lasting damage though. Well I don't think so anyway...
(Thu 21st Jan 2010, 14:08, More)
Double F and me had just started going out.
He moved into a house with one of his mates and I was around helping him unpack.
We were transporting piles of books down the stairs to the lounge. FF misses the last few steps and falls on his arse, still holding the books and thinking he'd had a lucky escape. Not so. I was standing at the top of the stairs and in my shock at seeing him fall, I put my hands up to my face, dropping the pile of (mainly hardback) books down the stairs. Each one hit him on the head with a 'THUNK' noise. I stifled laughter like I never had before. No lasting damage though. Well I don't think so anyway...
(Thu 21st Jan 2010, 14:08, More)
» Unusual talents
Nothing really incredible.
I can open beer bottles with my teeth. I can make my tongue into a clover too. I can also swallow hotdogs whole. I once beat a gay man at a hotdog swallowing contest. My parents are so proud.
(Thu 18th Nov 2010, 15:43, More)
Nothing really incredible.
I can open beer bottles with my teeth. I can make my tongue into a clover too. I can also swallow hotdogs whole. I once beat a gay man at a hotdog swallowing contest. My parents are so proud.
(Thu 18th Nov 2010, 15:43, More)
» Turning into your parents
Both of my parents are pretty cool for 63 year olds.
I have no issue whatsoever in turning out like them.
My ma watches Later with Jools Holland and marks the acts out of five, which she then shows me when I go to visit her on Sundays. She's got pretty good taste. On hearing 'Spitting Games' by Snore Patrol on the radio one day, she didn't even look up from her dinner as she said 'Ah, this song. It promises so much and delivers so little'.
I love the bones of the pair of them. If I turn out half as fantastic as them, I'll be a very happy camper.
(Thu 30th Apr 2009, 16:23, More)
Both of my parents are pretty cool for 63 year olds.
I have no issue whatsoever in turning out like them.
My ma watches Later with Jools Holland and marks the acts out of five, which she then shows me when I go to visit her on Sundays. She's got pretty good taste. On hearing 'Spitting Games' by Snore Patrol on the radio one day, she didn't even look up from her dinner as she said 'Ah, this song. It promises so much and delivers so little'.
I love the bones of the pair of them. If I turn out half as fantastic as them, I'll be a very happy camper.
(Thu 30th Apr 2009, 16:23, More)
» Sacked
I've actually never been sacked
but did punch the second in command of the whole company in the face one time at a conference. He was slagging off the office I work in and I politely told him if he continued, I would punch him. He continued and so I lamped him twice. He said 'You're sacked!' and I told him to tell someone who gave a fuck.
I still work there, he does not....
(Sat 25th Feb 2006, 22:04, More)
I've actually never been sacked
but did punch the second in command of the whole company in the face one time at a conference. He was slagging off the office I work in and I politely told him if he continued, I would punch him. He continued and so I lamped him twice. He said 'You're sacked!' and I told him to tell someone who gave a fuck.
I still work there, he does not....
(Sat 25th Feb 2006, 22:04, More)