» World's Sickest Joke

how do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
the hotdogs all taste like shit
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 0:32, More)

» That's me on TV!

gameshow
i have been on goldenballs. shame i didnt win and its a shame jasper carrott isnt funny, nice guy though.
(Sun 14th Jun 2009, 14:54, More)

» Common

this is very common
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1079262/The-mother-gets-13-year-old-behave--giving-cigarettes.html

stupid bitch.
(Tue 21st Oct 2008, 23:07, More)

» My Biggest Disappointment

everytime.....
i go to bed wanting sex and the git is asleep
(Thu 26th Jun 2008, 18:05, More)

» School Days

pervy teacher
me and my mate was sent up to the 'exclusion unit'. basically, it was detention during lesson time for the entire day if you had been bad. messed around in there, then you get suspended etc.
when we walked into the room, no teacher was there which i thought ace! we can piss about even more! but we heard a noise from a walk in cuboard. when my mate had a peak she burst out laughing, when i looked the hisory teacher was shagging a 6th former on the floor. weirdly, he handed in his resignation that day and didnt come back. the 6th former was a right tarty townie aswell, slag.
i always thought he looked like a nonce, not a perv.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2009, 19:58, More)