» My first experience of porn

Mr Bronson watched me wank
Discovered my Dad's secret stash of porn videos when I was about 11. Waited until everyone else was out then popped one into the VCR.

The stuff was of late 70s vintage, so lots of Abba-style ladies and be-afroed men featured. One scene particularly sticks in my mind, not because of the 'action', but because it was soundtracked by a then unknown library piece of music that to my young ears was instantly recognisable as the original theme tune to 'Grange Hill'. You know, the one with the sausage.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 23:31, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

Telford
Twice now. It's amazing what I'll do for bumsex.
(Wed 3rd Jan 2007, 20:10, More)

» Teenage Poetry

SPLINK
Not really teenage poetry, more poetry for teenagers (circa 1976)

find a safe place to cross and then STOP
stand on the PAVEMENT near the kerb
LOOK all round for traffic and then listen
IF traffic is coming let it pass
when there is NO traffic near walk straight across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross

Well, now we'll all remember the Green Cross Code and use it. Splink.
(Sun 14th Aug 2005, 21:29, More)