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I'm a lady...I do ladies things.
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I'm a lady...I do ladies things.
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» Losing Your Virginity
I was in luuurve!
It was spring. The birds were singing. The sap was rising, as was my 16 year old libido. I smuggled him into my house under cover of darkness in a tumltuous mix of romance and lust.
It were crap.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 16:14, More)
I was in luuurve!
It was spring. The birds were singing. The sap was rising, as was my 16 year old libido. I smuggled him into my house under cover of darkness in a tumltuous mix of romance and lust.
It were crap.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 16:14, More)
» Singing the wrong words
My baby brother
On hearing he Pat Sharp cover of I haven't Stopped Dancing Yet asked me earnestly, "Is it 'My hands have stopped dancing' or 'My hounds have stopped dancing'?"
And my best mate was driving along happily singing to Missy Elliott's Get Your Freak On, only he was singing "Get your free cone."
Daft buggers.
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 0:23, More)
My baby brother
On hearing he Pat Sharp cover of I haven't Stopped Dancing Yet asked me earnestly, "Is it 'My hands have stopped dancing' or 'My hounds have stopped dancing'?"
And my best mate was driving along happily singing to Missy Elliott's Get Your Freak On, only he was singing "Get your free cone."
Daft buggers.
(Fri 28th Jan 2005, 0:23, More)
» Premonitions
My mum says
I was a spooky child.
When I was 4 I told her my dad wasn't coming home that night as he'd been called away. An hour later she got a call off my dad to tell her exactly that.
I also apparently told her that a family friend wouldn't be turning up for tea as he had bumped his head. He didn't turn up and phoned the next day to tell my mum that he'd been in hospital with a head injury.
When pregnant I used to be able to tell who was calling on the phone even if they hadn't phoned for months. I was never wrong - not once. My very sceptical partner at that time was very puzzled.
Trust me to only have bloody useless ones and not the name of the winners in the 5.30 at Aintree. Tsk.
(Mon 22nd Nov 2004, 13:23, More)
My mum says
I was a spooky child.
When I was 4 I told her my dad wasn't coming home that night as he'd been called away. An hour later she got a call off my dad to tell her exactly that.
I also apparently told her that a family friend wouldn't be turning up for tea as he had bumped his head. He didn't turn up and phoned the next day to tell my mum that he'd been in hospital with a head injury.
When pregnant I used to be able to tell who was calling on the phone even if they hadn't phoned for months. I was never wrong - not once. My very sceptical partner at that time was very puzzled.
Trust me to only have bloody useless ones and not the name of the winners in the 5.30 at Aintree. Tsk.
(Mon 22nd Nov 2004, 13:23, More)
» My Worst Date
Oh dear
I'd completely forgotten about him.
A DJ took a bit of a shine to me and asked me to accompany him to his next gig. I did and sat bored witless on a stage as he was so into the job he hardly said a word to me.
I then made the mistake of giving him my number (damn my misplaced politeness!) and he made up for the previous lack of chat by talking my ear off for 45 minutes about the new mudguards he'd bought for his car.
Luckily my politness didn't stretch as far as accepting a second date!
(Sat 23rd Oct 2004, 11:26, More)
Oh dear
I'd completely forgotten about him.
A DJ took a bit of a shine to me and asked me to accompany him to his next gig. I did and sat bored witless on a stage as he was so into the job he hardly said a word to me.
I then made the mistake of giving him my number (damn my misplaced politeness!) and he made up for the previous lack of chat by talking my ear off for 45 minutes about the new mudguards he'd bought for his car.
Luckily my politness didn't stretch as far as accepting a second date!
(Sat 23rd Oct 2004, 11:26, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
While working in a nightclub
The mens toilets flooded and had to be closed. I was put in charge of stopping drunk men whipping out their bits and peeing up the walls by the cloakroom.
The amount of times I heard "Ah go on love, you don't mind if I just..." that night was phenomenal.
(Sun 3rd Oct 2004, 12:56, More)
While working in a nightclub
The mens toilets flooded and had to be closed. I was put in charge of stopping drunk men whipping out their bits and peeing up the walls by the cloakroom.
The amount of times I heard "Ah go on love, you don't mind if I just..." that night was phenomenal.
(Sun 3rd Oct 2004, 12:56, More)