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Fuck, I forgot this place existed...
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» Local Nutters
Strange man on the bus
got on with a giant sack of bird seed. He sat down, then took a dead pidgeon out of the bag and stroked it for 5 minutes before putting it back.
also, he took up two seats cuz he was fat. Oh how i love to point and laugh at people.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 18:47, More)
Strange man on the bus
got on with a giant sack of bird seed. He sat down, then took a dead pidgeon out of the bag and stroked it for 5 minutes before putting it back.
also, he took up two seats cuz he was fat. Oh how i love to point and laugh at people.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 18:47, More)
» Beautiful Moments
had a lot (lucky man, me)
but one that really sticks in my mind is when she had come round to my house, and my dad wanted a paper. So we went out (she borrowed my brothers bike) (bicycle that is, im 16 and she is 15..) and went on the 15 minute bike ride to the shops (i live in the middle of nowhere really). On leaving the shop, we were hit by a full-on thunderstorm, which included the road practically flooding.
It was a sunday and so no-one was around. a few hundred metres down the road, she stopped, and told me to get off my bike. I did, and she pulled me towards her and kissed me like... i dont know, but it really was the best feeling ever. We were completely soaked and her body was so close to mine. I could smell her hair.
Best moment ever.
I hope she gets to read this now (Hi Siobhan, i love you.) But things arent as great at the moment and so were not going out anymore (thanks to the stupidest most regrettable thing i ever did)
But im hoping that she'll call me some time soon and take me back. She means everything to me.
/apologies for length, and pouring out my heart to you all. But if you've ever been in love, you might know how i feel
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 19:42, More)
had a lot (lucky man, me)
but one that really sticks in my mind is when she had come round to my house, and my dad wanted a paper. So we went out (she borrowed my brothers bike) (bicycle that is, im 16 and she is 15..) and went on the 15 minute bike ride to the shops (i live in the middle of nowhere really). On leaving the shop, we were hit by a full-on thunderstorm, which included the road practically flooding.
It was a sunday and so no-one was around. a few hundred metres down the road, she stopped, and told me to get off my bike. I did, and she pulled me towards her and kissed me like... i dont know, but it really was the best feeling ever. We were completely soaked and her body was so close to mine. I could smell her hair.
Best moment ever.
I hope she gets to read this now (Hi Siobhan, i love you.) But things arent as great at the moment and so were not going out anymore (thanks to the stupidest most regrettable thing i ever did)
But im hoping that she'll call me some time soon and take me back. She means everything to me.
/apologies for length, and pouring out my heart to you all. But if you've ever been in love, you might know how i feel
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 19:42, More)
» Evidence that you're getting old
still young (16, nearly)
but was out in the car with my dad. Went past 2 girls wearing very short skirts, and he said "Look at them, they'll catch their deaths like that"
now THAT is a sign of oldness, surely
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 19:10, More)
still young (16, nearly)
but was out in the car with my dad. Went past 2 girls wearing very short skirts, and he said "Look at them, they'll catch their deaths like that"
now THAT is a sign of oldness, surely
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 19:10, More)
» People with Stupid Names
One of my good friends
Is called Richard Pullin.
Such a wanker.
Ooh just remembered, staying at a mates house one night, we flicked through the phone book and found a man called A.Dick. We Called Him. We then found out he owned a chinese (food shop thing) so we ordered sweet and sour chicken to the house over the road. At almost midnight. Bastards never came.
(Yaay my first post!)
(Tue 31st Aug 2004, 10:30, More)
One of my good friends
Is called Richard Pullin.
Such a wanker.
Ooh just remembered, staying at a mates house one night, we flicked through the phone book and found a man called A.Dick. We Called Him. We then found out he owned a chinese (food shop thing) so we ordered sweet and sour chicken to the house over the road. At almost midnight. Bastards never came.
(Yaay my first post!)
(Tue 31st Aug 2004, 10:30, More)