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» Losing Your Virginity
Want to know the saddest story yet?
I'm 22 next week and I've not lost mine yet. So nyer to the lot of you.
*bitter and twisted in old age*
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 4:28, More)
Want to know the saddest story yet?
I'm 22 next week and I've not lost mine yet. So nyer to the lot of you.
*bitter and twisted in old age*
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 4:28, More)
» My sex misconceptions
I always thought.
I always thought as a kid that when you got "all hard" that just meant you needed to go to the loo, and it was natures way of saying "Look, you're really desperate. Just let it out".
I was half way there, I guess. I was about 12 when I found out what it really happened for. In the bath. Accidentally. Hey, I couldn't afford a rubber duck, I played with what I could find.
(Wed 1st Oct 2008, 13:43, More)
I always thought.
I always thought as a kid that when you got "all hard" that just meant you needed to go to the loo, and it was natures way of saying "Look, you're really desperate. Just let it out".
I was half way there, I guess. I was about 12 when I found out what it really happened for. In the bath. Accidentally. Hey, I couldn't afford a rubber duck, I played with what I could find.
(Wed 1st Oct 2008, 13:43, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
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When I'm all alone at home I like to stick a tennis skirt on and pretend I'm a famous sportstar.
I've practiced the old "huh!" and "agh!" to a fine art.
(Sat 9th Apr 2005, 18:35, More)
When
When I'm all alone at home I like to stick a tennis skirt on and pretend I'm a famous sportstar.
I've practiced the old "huh!" and "agh!" to a fine art.
(Sat 9th Apr 2005, 18:35, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Never could last.
In High School, my class went through 3 class tutors in three years. All PE teachers. The first one, Mr Templeton, was cool, a real laugh and he gave us Mars bars. The last one, Mr Stevenson, was alright too. Again, he could have a laugh.
The middle one was Mr Clark. A strange ginger fellow he was, and when he was angry he'd clench his fists and lean on the table. Except when he did this, he was the spitting image of Donkey Kong. Needless to say I struggled to hold back my childish giggles as he turned redder and redder :-D
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 7:04, More)
Never could last.
In High School, my class went through 3 class tutors in three years. All PE teachers. The first one, Mr Templeton, was cool, a real laugh and he gave us Mars bars. The last one, Mr Stevenson, was alright too. Again, he could have a laugh.
The middle one was Mr Clark. A strange ginger fellow he was, and when he was angry he'd clench his fists and lean on the table. Except when he did this, he was the spitting image of Donkey Kong. Needless to say I struggled to hold back my childish giggles as he turned redder and redder :-D
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 7:04, More)
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
Yeah.
Pretty tame stuff for me, I think...
-I love scratching my head. Even when it doesn't itch it just feels so good to have a good long scratch. I also love to just run a comb or brush through my hair constantly. My friends always moan about it being noisy, though.
-I love to press the button at pedestrian crossings to turn the lights red. Even better when there's about three or four down the length of the road I'm walking down. To think I have such POWER over the dirty road users! Mwaha.
-I use an uncurled paperclip to clean my fingernails at work, then curl it back up and put it back in the pot.
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 13:44, More)
Yeah.
Pretty tame stuff for me, I think...
-I love scratching my head. Even when it doesn't itch it just feels so good to have a good long scratch. I also love to just run a comb or brush through my hair constantly. My friends always moan about it being noisy, though.
-I love to press the button at pedestrian crossings to turn the lights red. Even better when there's about three or four down the length of the road I'm walking down. To think I have such POWER over the dirty road users! Mwaha.
-I use an uncurled paperclip to clean my fingernails at work, then curl it back up and put it back in the pot.
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 13:44, More)