» Near Death Experiences

Late premonition
Last night I had a dream that I was eating a packet of skips. In the dream someone said "God, skips are so nice. Why don't you eat them more often?" When I woke up in the morning I found I'd been left some skips for my lunch. I haven't had skips in years. Spooky isn't it.
(Mon 29th Nov 2004, 20:38, More)

» Teenage Poetry

Coolness
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So get stuck in


I apologise for the crapness of that poem.
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 18:10, More)

» Premonitions

I used to fancy this girl...
but couldn't tell her, you know how it is. So on msn me and my mate decided to do this. I would have me screen name as something about me liking this girl. If she didn't sign-in in half an hour I would be able to take it off. Fifteen minutes into the dare I chickened out. I told my mate I'd give it ten more seconds before I put back my original name. As I counted to ten the girl signed-in! I was freaked although my friend, and his sister's boyfriend, were having a right good laugh. It was probably a coincidence though.
(Sat 20th Nov 2004, 18:04, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

My brother was on the news...
...when he was 6 or 7. It was something about teaching young children to cook. My brother had just made a pizza and was on screen with the reporter the whole time. However as my brother was shy at the time he just looked at the floor through the whole report. At the end the news guy stole a slice of the pizza and my brother stood up and started shouting his head off. The TV people quickly managed to swap back to the studio.
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 17:02, More)

» Shoddy Presents

My Grandad
Went away on holiday years ago. When he came back the only present he had got me was a packet of crisps. My other Grandad bought me a girl's keyring, a tiny Poke'mon t-shirt and a broken pen from Africa. Not really great presents for a 14 year old boy.
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 22:55, More)