Profile for Labmonkey:
I'm a biology student on an industry year in the arse end of Essex.
My hat collection:
"Hell hath no fury like a monkey with a minigun"
'tis a good motto
A quick sample of the sort of crap I peddle:
The odd meme-tastic pic:
My ruining of Serenity:
THE MINIGUN MONKEY GALLERY!
Many woos to Lordsaccharine and Polpo for the pics.
This paintmash was thanks to Goldfish_Samurai's decision that the gallery was too high quality:
If anybody else wants to draw me a picture of a monkey with a minigun for this profile, i'd be honoured.
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I'm a biology student on an industry year in the arse end of Essex.
My hat collection:
"Hell hath no fury like a monkey with a minigun"
'tis a good motto
A quick sample of the sort of crap I peddle:
The odd meme-tastic pic:
My ruining of Serenity:
THE MINIGUN MONKEY GALLERY!
Many woos to Lordsaccharine and Polpo for the pics.
This paintmash was thanks to Goldfish_Samurai's decision that the gallery was too high quality:
If anybody else wants to draw me a picture of a monkey with a minigun for this profile, i'd be honoured.
Teh Quizzes
We all have them, we know not why.
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» It was a great holiday, but...
Explorer Scout summer camp last year.
Beer, fires, everything you need for a good laugh. Scorched all the hair off my right arm at one point and nearly blew myself up with a dodgy gas-powered tea urn thing, but that was all part of the fun. Great up until the last day when Darren packed up his tent and found the cause of the odd lump under his tent was the sweet little hedgehog that had been wandering around the previous day. Yes, he'd squashed it flat by sleeping on it.
(Thu 21st Apr 2005, 14:44, More)
Explorer Scout summer camp last year.
Beer, fires, everything you need for a good laugh. Scorched all the hair off my right arm at one point and nearly blew myself up with a dodgy gas-powered tea urn thing, but that was all part of the fun. Great up until the last day when Darren packed up his tent and found the cause of the odd lump under his tent was the sweet little hedgehog that had been wandering around the previous day. Yes, he'd squashed it flat by sleeping on it.
(Thu 21st Apr 2005, 14:44, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
Skiving in General Studies.
It won't help me get into Uni, so I don't give a flying fuck. I therefore switch my hearing aid off (there are some advantages to being a bit of a cripple/insert PC term here), and listen to music with an earphone in my other ear. My longish, semi-girlie hair covers it up.
Backfired a couple of months ago when I didn't realise our teacher was telling me to "switch that music off", thought he was picking on me for answers, and kept yelling "referendum", and other vaguely politically related stuff.
Never realised what the hell was going on till lunch, when my mates hear about it and piss themselves laughing at me. Bastards.
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 21:25, More)
Skiving in General Studies.
It won't help me get into Uni, so I don't give a flying fuck. I therefore switch my hearing aid off (there are some advantages to being a bit of a cripple/insert PC term here), and listen to music with an earphone in my other ear. My longish, semi-girlie hair covers it up.
Backfired a couple of months ago when I didn't realise our teacher was telling me to "switch that music off", thought he was picking on me for answers, and kept yelling "referendum", and other vaguely politically related stuff.
Never realised what the hell was going on till lunch, when my mates hear about it and piss themselves laughing at me. Bastards.
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 21:25, More)
» When Animals Attack
I got attacked by a shark... while out of the water.
University "field course", meaning "excuse to go to the seaside in Scotland".
We went out on one of the field station's research boats when they were sampling, i.e. putting a big net down and seeing what they dredged up.
The caught a little 2-foot long shark, but weren't interested in studying that. One of the crew passes it to me to chuck back, and it bends itself around 180 degrees and lunges for my leg. It just gets my trousers, so I don't notice until I look down to see why it's stuck.
Picture:
tinypic.com/view.php?pic=sfbajd&s=3
(Thu 24th Apr 2008, 15:31, More)
I got attacked by a shark... while out of the water.
University "field course", meaning "excuse to go to the seaside in Scotland".
We went out on one of the field station's research boats when they were sampling, i.e. putting a big net down and seeing what they dredged up.
The caught a little 2-foot long shark, but weren't interested in studying that. One of the crew passes it to me to chuck back, and it bends itself around 180 degrees and lunges for my leg. It just gets my trousers, so I don't notice until I look down to see why it's stuck.
Picture:
tinypic.com/view.php?pic=sfbajd&s=3
(Thu 24th Apr 2008, 15:31, More)
» Awesome Sickies
New Year's Day
I am the only person ever to make a genuine sick call on 1st January. I'd been on a New Years camping trip, and woke up with my head throbbing. Not due to a hangover, but due to a terrible ear infection.
Cue course of antibiotics, several days of earache agony, and having to tell both my weekend jobs that I could't work due to an ear infection. No, honestly. Look, I'll bring the damn antibiotics in to prove it.
Luckily they both (probably) believed it.
(Mon 12th Jun 2006, 13:37, More)
New Year's Day
I am the only person ever to make a genuine sick call on 1st January. I'd been on a New Years camping trip, and woke up with my head throbbing. Not due to a hangover, but due to a terrible ear infection.
Cue course of antibiotics, several days of earache agony, and having to tell both my weekend jobs that I could't work due to an ear infection. No, honestly. Look, I'll bring the damn antibiotics in to prove it.
Luckily they both (probably) believed it.
(Mon 12th Jun 2006, 13:37, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Badger-boobs
My friend Tom has rather noticable man-breasts, and can be rather pompous.
He was once blathering on about something, with us all rather bored, while wearing a "Badger Badger Badger" T-shirt. Cue me telling him "oh, shut up Badger-boobs".
His ego may never regain it original size.
Sadly, his moobs still retain *their* size, and have been known to make women jealous.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 18:52, More)
Badger-boobs
My friend Tom has rather noticable man-breasts, and can be rather pompous.
He was once blathering on about something, with us all rather bored, while wearing a "Badger Badger Badger" T-shirt. Cue me telling him "oh, shut up Badger-boobs".
His ego may never regain it original size.
Sadly, his moobs still retain *their* size, and have been known to make women jealous.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 18:52, More)