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Serial lurker.
May one day post something interesting....
Recent front page messages:
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» Job Interviews
Honesty...
My cousin was on an interview panel for a sales job with a character who liked to fire in questions to try and stump interviewees. All fairly standard.
At the end of one interview the bloke interrupted and said "what's the most embarrassing thing you can think of?"
The young victim flashed back:
"When I was 16 my dad came home to find me wearing my sister's clothes and admiring myself in the mirror. He went mental, bundled me into the car, drove me to the centre of town and made me walk home in drag"
This stumped the previously unflappable boss, who eventually stammered "Er...I was looking for a hypothetical example, but thanks for sharing".
He got the job...salesmen eh?
(Thu 20th Jan 2005, 22:52, More)
Honesty...
My cousin was on an interview panel for a sales job with a character who liked to fire in questions to try and stump interviewees. All fairly standard.
At the end of one interview the bloke interrupted and said "what's the most embarrassing thing you can think of?"
The young victim flashed back:
"When I was 16 my dad came home to find me wearing my sister's clothes and admiring myself in the mirror. He went mental, bundled me into the car, drove me to the centre of town and made me walk home in drag"
This stumped the previously unflappable boss, who eventually stammered "Er...I was looking for a hypothetical example, but thanks for sharing".
He got the job...salesmen eh?
(Thu 20th Jan 2005, 22:52, More)
» Childhood bad taste
Erm
I sort of used to fancy Bonnie Langford, I've still got a signed picture somewhere.
I got better.
(Wed 15th Dec 2004, 10:31, More)
Erm
I sort of used to fancy Bonnie Langford, I've still got a signed picture somewhere.
I got better.
(Wed 15th Dec 2004, 10:31, More)
» Lost...
lost ladies
In Dublin on a stag do, got chatting to two rather attractive and extremely friendly young ladies from Scotland. They told me they were glamour models, who was I to argue? And they certainly seemed to be...ahem...qualified.
Anyway, ended up in a ricksaw with them on the way to a club, my mates all looking jealous and me rivaling Tony Blair in the smug gitness stakes.
Paid for entrance to the club and two bacardi and cokes, poor loves had no cash, went to the loo and returned to find said ladies had disappeared. Poor things must have been confused by the noise and lights and wandered off, no doubt desparately looking for me.
I hope they found their way home safely.
(Sun 5th Dec 2004, 11:42, More)
lost ladies
In Dublin on a stag do, got chatting to two rather attractive and extremely friendly young ladies from Scotland. They told me they were glamour models, who was I to argue? And they certainly seemed to be...ahem...qualified.
Anyway, ended up in a ricksaw with them on the way to a club, my mates all looking jealous and me rivaling Tony Blair in the smug gitness stakes.
Paid for entrance to the club and two bacardi and cokes, poor loves had no cash, went to the loo and returned to find said ladies had disappeared. Poor things must have been confused by the noise and lights and wandered off, no doubt desparately looking for me.
I hope they found their way home safely.
(Sun 5th Dec 2004, 11:42, More)
» Obscure Memorabilia
Don't know why I'm telling you this
I have a signed picture of Bonnie Langford, a baby Emu from Emu's cornish Walkabout, A picture of me on the set of a quiz called 'Screen Test' shaking hands with Michael Rod but the best is actually my dad's: A Royal Standard my Great Uncle Ted stole off George VI's coach.
I come from a family of strange collectors.
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 14:40, More)
Don't know why I'm telling you this
I have a signed picture of Bonnie Langford, a baby Emu from Emu's cornish Walkabout, A picture of me on the set of a quiz called 'Screen Test' shaking hands with Michael Rod but the best is actually my dad's: A Royal Standard my Great Uncle Ted stole off George VI's coach.
I come from a family of strange collectors.
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 14:40, More)