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» Sacked
The General Public
I worked for a hearty period of a week in a well known supermarket. 3 days paid training in and I get stuck with night shifts. This is basically sitting at a till, trying not to fall asleep while potential psychos, weirdos and geeks do their weekly shop.
Unfortunately it all got a little too much for me, and so when a rather aggressive and irritating women came to my till and started to complain that I had put her satsuma, tangarine, clementine and grapefruit all through as oranges, I just told her to fuck off. When she threatened to complain, I told her to fuck off and complain then and stop wasting my time.
Unfortunately she did. And thats why I will never, ever, ever work with the general public ever again.
(Sun 26th Feb 2006, 19:01, More)
The General Public
I worked for a hearty period of a week in a well known supermarket. 3 days paid training in and I get stuck with night shifts. This is basically sitting at a till, trying not to fall asleep while potential psychos, weirdos and geeks do their weekly shop.
Unfortunately it all got a little too much for me, and so when a rather aggressive and irritating women came to my till and started to complain that I had put her satsuma, tangarine, clementine and grapefruit all through as oranges, I just told her to fuck off. When she threatened to complain, I told her to fuck off and complain then and stop wasting my time.
Unfortunately she did. And thats why I will never, ever, ever work with the general public ever again.
(Sun 26th Feb 2006, 19:01, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Not me, but...
A friend of a friend is a policeman, and was recently accosted by a pair of American tourists whilst walking the beat in London. The conversation went something like this,
"Why does the pelican crossing beep when it's ok to cross?" (tourist)
"It's so that blind people know when the lights are on red" (coppa)
"Thats amazing! In my country blind people aren't allowed to drive!" (tourist)
Genius. Sheer genius.
(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 15:15, More)
Not me, but...
A friend of a friend is a policeman, and was recently accosted by a pair of American tourists whilst walking the beat in London. The conversation went something like this,
"Why does the pelican crossing beep when it's ok to cross?" (tourist)
"It's so that blind people know when the lights are on red" (coppa)
"Thats amazing! In my country blind people aren't allowed to drive!" (tourist)
Genius. Sheer genius.
(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 15:15, More)