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I'm one of the kids you saw on TV who got owned for throwing toilet paper at cars on bridges from a boat. Chances are, if your house gets tepe'd, I either set the action in motion, watched them do it, or did it all myself. But I wasn't the one that called the cops. Never, called the cops.
I'm a mean kid. :D
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I'm one of the kids you saw on TV who got owned for throwing toilet paper at cars on bridges from a boat. Chances are, if your house gets tepe'd, I either set the action in motion, watched them do it, or did it all myself. But I wasn't the one that called the cops. Never, called the cops.
I'm a mean kid. :D
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» My Worst Date
Whats that smell?
It was quite right when I was 14, out at the Ice Cream shop with Sandy. (Name has been changed) We were going on about the Spring Dance that was coming up and me being her guarenteed date, we decided it was only fair to talk about the odd couples and those who didn't have dates; we were mean kids. Mean kids in love.
Later on, as we were getting ready to leave, she dropped her purse, and being the man of the hour, I bent to pick up, only to let out one of the most rank, violent and explosive farts ever.
I hadn't heard from her since.
(Sun 24th Oct 2004, 17:35, More)
Whats that smell?
It was quite right when I was 14, out at the Ice Cream shop with Sandy. (Name has been changed) We were going on about the Spring Dance that was coming up and me being her guarenteed date, we decided it was only fair to talk about the odd couples and those who didn't have dates; we were mean kids. Mean kids in love.
Later on, as we were getting ready to leave, she dropped her purse, and being the man of the hour, I bent to pick up, only to let out one of the most rank, violent and explosive farts ever.
I hadn't heard from her since.
(Sun 24th Oct 2004, 17:35, More)
» Premonitions
Who moved the desks?
I was in 5th grade, and the night before the day of school we were to be let out early for holidays, I had a dream I was standing outside the door of my classroom talking to my friend Heath. (Wtf kind of name is Heath...?) I looked in the door which was closed to see the teacher had rearranged the desks.
The very next day, I was talking to myfriend Heath, and without even thinking about the dream, looked in the door to find the desks arranged exactly as they were in the dream.
(Thu 18th Nov 2004, 22:32, More)
Who moved the desks?
I was in 5th grade, and the night before the day of school we were to be let out early for holidays, I had a dream I was standing outside the door of my classroom talking to my friend Heath. (Wtf kind of name is Heath...?) I looked in the door which was closed to see the teacher had rearranged the desks.
The very next day, I was talking to myfriend Heath, and without even thinking about the dream, looked in the door to find the desks arranged exactly as they were in the dream.
(Thu 18th Nov 2004, 22:32, More)
» Evidence that you're getting old
I'm old, gimmie gimmie gimmie
Well, I turned 18 a couple Mondays ago. And I find myself picking on freshmen going "hey, gimmie food, I'm a senior". Oh well.
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 3:11, More)
I'm old, gimmie gimmie gimmie
Well, I turned 18 a couple Mondays ago. And I find myself picking on freshmen going "hey, gimmie food, I'm a senior". Oh well.
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 3:11, More)