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» Child Labour

Dead stuff
My parents live in Australia, their house is built with a (child sized) cavity under the house.

Of course stuff would go under their to die which would make our house smell rank in the summer heat.

There were things like bush rats, mice, some cats and bunnies.

My parents always said that I was the only person small enough to get under there. They'd pay me $20 per dead thing.

That may seem like a good wage, but being Australia, you had to fight your way past all the not dead stuff like spidies and rats! Was always hilarious when my dad shut the door for a laugh. Bastard.
(Fri 17th Feb 2006, 15:45, More)

» When animals attack...

All kangaroos are eevvviilll
My stepdad found that fluffy cute kangaroos are evil twunts.

We were visiting a wildlife park in Australia when it suddently leant backwards on it's tail and attacked him. (They rock back on their tails and try to disembowel you with their clown feet).

Being a big burly bloke, and not wanting to look girly in front of the kids, he punched it in the face.

We legged it straight to the car park before the shocked onlookers could report us to the park attendants. All he wanted was his picture taken with it, f*ckers.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 13:57, More)

» Childhood bad taste

BAD TASTE
Motley Crue and I actually thought I was going to marry Vince Neil, if only he could have met me!
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 13:33, More)

» Lost...

MY HERMIT CRABS!
Well they were my sisters and we lost them somewhere in the house when I let them out of their tank. I also killed her fish with Dettol, but I was 4 at the time so it doesn't matter.
(Tue 7th Dec 2004, 13:57, More)