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» Fancy Dress

custard cream
about 12 ,I was going to a fancy dress party, my mum thought she could make me a good outfit, it consisted of me sandwiched between 2 large oblong pieces of brown foam, with a hole cut for my face

volia 'a custard cream' , with me as the cream.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 14:47, More)

» Scary Neighbours

chanters
just moved into my nice new flat, when we heard a low murmur , tried to work out what it was , then realised it was some weird kinda chanting , sounded like i was in 'the temple of doom'
This carried on for a few weeks, they did send a nice card round with sunflowers on explaining that they were Buddhists and were trying to free their minds with this scary chant. Least they weren’t Satanists suppose.
(Thu 25th Aug 2005, 14:25, More)

» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade

TV conivings
used to work for Mersey Television a few years back, makers of Hollyoaks etc. and i actually took part in some competion rigging of my own there. they had this phone in competion to win a date with some Hollyoaks members, one of each sex.
only once we had got the correct entries in, we went through the list to choose 2 people , incase we got 'any weirdo's' meeting up with their stars. so had to choose 2 from the local area who sounded normal.

also they did a comedy program for up and coming stand up comedy stars, so you would get a few that were really terrible and didn't get a laugh, but to make it worse they would dub on people booing them off the stage.
(Fri 28th Sep 2007, 16:35, More)

» I'm an expert

expert witness
I'm an expert witness in graphics, whatever that means
(Wed 29th Jun 2005, 13:34, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

The Official George Best Story
I was an extra on the gorge best story few years back, I had to be one of the Man U supporters at the match (there was only 20 of us to represent the crowd)
They then needed some Spanish supporters for the other side. so they got anyone who looked vaguely Spanish, which included me and put some dye stuff on my hands to make them browner , so I ended up supporting both sides. I was also a director in the box when George lifts the cup.
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 12:19, More)
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