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» Stupid Tourists
Aint getting on no plane fool
I was once in a restaurant in america when I heard an english laidee ask for brown sauce. The waitress disappeared and came back with the head chef who was a black fellow who promply said to the aforementioned nitwit "I think your blouse is simply atrocious"*
*May be complete lie as I am bored.
(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 13:47, More)
Aint getting on no plane fool
I was once in a restaurant in america when I heard an english laidee ask for brown sauce. The waitress disappeared and came back with the head chef who was a black fellow who promply said to the aforementioned nitwit "I think your blouse is simply atrocious"*
*May be complete lie as I am bored.
(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 13:47, More)
» The Onosecond
Once
I was e-mailing texting and talking to my nan in IT who I accidentially send the message 'I want you to sit on my love banana', which was so embarrasing as obviously it was intended for my mum.
(Thu 26th May 2005, 16:59, More)
Once
I was e-mailing texting and talking to my nan in IT who I accidentially send the message 'I want you to sit on my love banana', which was so embarrasing as obviously it was intended for my mum.
(Thu 26th May 2005, 16:59, More)
» Essential Items
Not a lot
Just the sense of dread that the whole world hates me and that no one ever presses the 'I like this' button on my posts on B3TA.
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(Tue 1st Nov 2005, 12:33, More)
Not a lot
Just the sense of dread that the whole world hates me and that no one ever presses the 'I like this' button on my posts on B3TA.
: - (
(Tue 1st Nov 2005, 12:33, More)
» Scary Neighbours
Where to Start
Funnily enough they were all when I was living in the same flat in 'ackney, where my ex-housemate still resides.
Neighbour 1. Shouty Drunk Man. Pretty self explainatory, except he has a great big Alsation which barks at all hours and which he let do Elephant size dumps in the stairwell.
Neighbour 2. Rat boy. Toothless inbred who lives on the same level as said flat and spends his days swearing loudly at his elderly parents who he lives with. He's pushing 35 and has obviously never had a job.
Neighbour 3. Scary Lady. Lives next to Rat boy which she shares and open house policy with rat boy. I once walked past her front door which was open and think I saw rat boy doing something unspeakable with scary lady.
Neighbour 4. Mad Lady. Imagined noises from the flat I lived in and took revenge by phoning council/police three to four times a week to report us for noise polution. Once I was in bed (alone) in the middle of the afternoon and heard her screaming for us to keep the noise down (?). Her best vendetta is against the lady who owns the paper shop on the corner though. She has had her husband up for attempted murder. We escaped lightly.
That's your lot.
(Wed 31st Aug 2005, 13:01, More)
Where to Start
Funnily enough they were all when I was living in the same flat in 'ackney, where my ex-housemate still resides.
Neighbour 1. Shouty Drunk Man. Pretty self explainatory, except he has a great big Alsation which barks at all hours and which he let do Elephant size dumps in the stairwell.
Neighbour 2. Rat boy. Toothless inbred who lives on the same level as said flat and spends his days swearing loudly at his elderly parents who he lives with. He's pushing 35 and has obviously never had a job.
Neighbour 3. Scary Lady. Lives next to Rat boy which she shares and open house policy with rat boy. I once walked past her front door which was open and think I saw rat boy doing something unspeakable with scary lady.
Neighbour 4. Mad Lady. Imagined noises from the flat I lived in and took revenge by phoning council/police three to four times a week to report us for noise polution. Once I was in bed (alone) in the middle of the afternoon and heard her screaming for us to keep the noise down (?). Her best vendetta is against the lady who owns the paper shop on the corner though. She has had her husband up for attempted murder. We escaped lightly.
That's your lot.
(Wed 31st Aug 2005, 13:01, More)
» Weird Traditions
Every Day
First thing in the morning I wake up, walk to the bathroom and crimp one off.
I thank you
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 13:26, More)
Every Day
First thing in the morning I wake up, walk to the bathroom and crimp one off.
I thank you
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 13:26, More)