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» Pure Ignorance
when i was back at school many years ago in my gcse RE lesson
the teacher mr Ahmed asked a chavvy boy David if he could name one of the human senses. "uhhhh....Fire?"
i was wetting myself as were my other two friends being the non chavvy types we knew it was a face that humans did not have 'Fire' as a sense. But the rest of the chavvy class thought he was right and couldnt understand why we were laughing. ugh.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 19:42, More)
when i was back at school many years ago in my gcse RE lesson
the teacher mr Ahmed asked a chavvy boy David if he could name one of the human senses. "uhhhh....Fire?"
i was wetting myself as were my other two friends being the non chavvy types we knew it was a face that humans did not have 'Fire' as a sense. But the rest of the chavvy class thought he was right and couldnt understand why we were laughing. ugh.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 19:42, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
Stairs are great
Sitting at the top of the stairs and sliding down on my bum like a bumpy helter skelter stylee.
Climbing up the stairs 2/3 steps at a time.
Scaling the stairs like a rock climber.
Spending £90 on new hair straighteners then not being able to afford food.
Dancing around my house trying to be like a Ballerina /Rapper/ RockStar.
Singing at the top of my voice and hearing the echo of silence.
Eating marmite out of the jar with a spoon.
Eating a big bar of chocolate in front of my dog who can't eat chocolate.
Eating cold tinned spagetti or beans or best yet Beans and sausage straight out the tin.
Eating.
Multiple Orgasms.
(Mon 11th Apr 2005, 14:03, More)
Stairs are great
Sitting at the top of the stairs and sliding down on my bum like a bumpy helter skelter stylee.
Climbing up the stairs 2/3 steps at a time.
Scaling the stairs like a rock climber.
Spending £90 on new hair straighteners then not being able to afford food.
Dancing around my house trying to be like a Ballerina /Rapper/ RockStar.
Singing at the top of my voice and hearing the echo of silence.
Eating marmite out of the jar with a spoon.
Eating a big bar of chocolate in front of my dog who can't eat chocolate.
Eating cold tinned spagetti or beans or best yet Beans and sausage straight out the tin.
Eating.
Multiple Orgasms.
(Mon 11th Apr 2005, 14:03, More)
» Pure Ignorance
a girl who shalt remain nameless
'welcome to the 20th century'
'I didn't know americans celebrated new year'
'Are the penines in south africa?'
'Delmonte is in scotland?!'
(Thu 6th Jan 2005, 23:23, More)
a girl who shalt remain nameless
'welcome to the 20th century'
'I didn't know americans celebrated new year'
'Are the penines in south africa?'
'Delmonte is in scotland?!'
(Thu 6th Jan 2005, 23:23, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
My old resistant materials teacher Mr Davies
He was about in his late fifties and sometimes he would just stop the lesson and get everyone to sit down at a table. Next he would bring out something to show us. Sometimes it was his new laptop and sometimes it was his guitar and he would calmly sit on the edge of a table and say 'Name that tune' and whoever correctly named the song (usually stairway to heaven) would get to leave early. Then he would walk around saying things like 'and Bob's your auntie and shelia's your brother.' and me being the only girl in the class, well he'd come over to me like he had something important to say and then go '..Danger. MEN at work!'
We also had this other teacher. Mr Osama or something and he taught RE. We thought he was a bit odd because he would just dissapear for days on end. Then on the last day of term he says to us 'You won't be seeing me again. Not here anyway. Just make sure you stay away from birmingham next saturday? STAY AWAY' ..and that was the last we heard from him.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 10:30, More)
My old resistant materials teacher Mr Davies
He was about in his late fifties and sometimes he would just stop the lesson and get everyone to sit down at a table. Next he would bring out something to show us. Sometimes it was his new laptop and sometimes it was his guitar and he would calmly sit on the edge of a table and say 'Name that tune' and whoever correctly named the song (usually stairway to heaven) would get to leave early. Then he would walk around saying things like 'and Bob's your auntie and shelia's your brother.' and me being the only girl in the class, well he'd come over to me like he had something important to say and then go '..Danger. MEN at work!'
We also had this other teacher. Mr Osama or something and he taught RE. We thought he was a bit odd because he would just dissapear for days on end. Then on the last day of term he says to us 'You won't be seeing me again. Not here anyway. Just make sure you stay away from birmingham next saturday? STAY AWAY' ..and that was the last we heard from him.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 10:30, More)
» Pure Ignorance
My sister bless her heart..
"mm these chocolate santas taste like easter egg chocolate."
she swears they use a different special kind of chocolate for easter eggs....
(Sun 9th Jan 2005, 14:35, More)
My sister bless her heart..
"mm these chocolate santas taste like easter egg chocolate."
she swears they use a different special kind of chocolate for easter eggs....
(Sun 9th Jan 2005, 14:35, More)