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My Positive Qualities

1. Can bake very nice chocolate cake

2. Has both chunky black plastic specs *and* contact lenses... so "Nympho Librarian" look optional

3. Can play the piano without any music whatsoever

4. Can make very nice icing to go on that cake, too.

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» Evidence that you're getting old

Young men in nightclubs
I'm not that old, being the non-wrinkly side of 20. However, during a quick jaunt home to my old local "nitespot", I became horribly aware of my impeding age... Spotting a group of young males, I thought to myself, "They must be sixthformers." So I strutted over, as you do... The one lad I had my paedophiliac eye laid upon was a fine example of his blonde-maned type. "So," quoth I, "What A-levels are you doing?"

"AS levels," was the smooth reply....
(Tue 2nd Nov 2004, 17:51, More)