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I'm Rich, and I'm a doctor in the West of Scotland.

This is me graduating this summer


I like pissing about with the Gimp and taking photos when I'm not doing doctor stuff.

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» I just don't get it

Maybe I'm just getting old,
but I've seen far too many men with jeans that aren't that baggy, but for some reason they have pulled them down and fastened the belt under their arse!

Why? Do you need to take a dump in a hurry? Are you in the mood for a bit on anal on the go? FFS why?
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 14:52, More)

» Hidden Treasure

Nice surprise ruined...
Almost found hidden treasure at my grad ball a couple of weeks ago. While sorting out the crap in my hired sporran I felt what seemed to be a crisp bank note. It was a fiver. I then felt another, drawing it out with an exclamation of "Holy fuck!", thinking that some poor unfortunate had left £10 in his sporran after some similar event.

Cue crestfallenness as my girlfriend reminds me I am keeping her friend's cash in the sporran :(
(Mon 4th Jul 2005, 20:54, More)

» Weddings

Bad timing
Ask me again a week on Sunday, after my wedding. This had better not be some kind of bad omen. There's far too much potential for a lot of stuff like this to happen.
(Fri 15th Jul 2005, 10:05, More)

» Airport Stories

Pisa airport
Never, ever put condoms in your hand luaggage or you will be forced, as I was, to open your toilet bag and have a security guard rummage through your Magnum XLs in front of a packed airport.

Embarrasing, although at least I get to feel slightly smug about it.
(Sun 5th Mar 2006, 22:02, More)

» Urban Legends

Jocks cocks
The word "bauble" is derived from the french "baubeiller", meaning to hang low or dangle. The Scottish word for knob, "boaby" comes from the time of the Auld Alliance with France, from the same root.

Almost had the wife going with this one, but she's just a bit too smart.
(Wed 11th Jan 2006, 13:47, More)
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