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» That's when I knew it was over...

hunchbacked tomato growers..
used to work in the mother of all greenhouses growing and picking tomatoes. work was very hot and very heavy, all day moving along jungle like rows of plants, always from left to right. started to have pain down the right side of the body and realised that only this side of my body was doing all the work all day.
one day when walking to the cafe for a rollee and a cup of coffee when the longest serving tomato team came out from their greenhouse and walked in front of me and my mate. it was hard not to notice the right sided deformed hunchbacks as they waddled along in front. walked right on past the cafe and right out the gate!!!
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 13:47, More)

» When animals attack...

dr doolittle - I aint!
just the ones that spring to mind:
dogs
cats
horses
bullocks
them wierdy cockatoo birds, like johnney morris had
leatherback turtles
camels
donkeys
llamas
little red arsed monkeys
big grey monkeys
monitor lizards
a wide selection of fishes
humans
a scorpion
mosquitoes
and last but not least, swans; satan's very own budgie!!!!

also recommend watching 'man vs beast' on channel 5 (i tink)
(Wed 8th Jun 2005, 19:28, More)