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» Essential Items

im a nice guy...
so i always carry a teeny bottle of purell, the hand sanitizer that kills bacteria.

except i use it for emergency blowjobs, dont want the lukcy lass doing her thing on my old greb after a sweaty day at work.

if i really like her, ill use the one with added moisturiser.
(Thu 27th Oct 2005, 19:28, More)

» Stuff I've found

a varnished monkey
when i was about 12 I found a small clay varnished monkey in the gutter. It was an odd one, not a cute monkey, more like one of those japanes mountain snow monkeys we have seen on tv.

something a bit odd about it, which is why i remember it 20 years on
(Fri 7th Nov 2008, 15:51, More)