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» Heckles
And finally
I was walking around town with a few friends eating a bag of chips when ms. chavista 2006 shouts "here mister give us a chip" my witty retort of "you've had enough already ya fat slut" was greeted in the time honoured way of the scum, a barrage of blue WKD bottles from her and her cohorts.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 11:06, More)
And finally
I was walking around town with a few friends eating a bag of chips when ms. chavista 2006 shouts "here mister give us a chip" my witty retort of "you've had enough already ya fat slut" was greeted in the time honoured way of the scum, a barrage of blue WKD bottles from her and her cohorts.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 11:06, More)
» Heckles
only read about chubby
not so much a heckle but he made sure no-one heckled all night, years ago after a famous child abuse ring was uncovered chubby brown opened a show with the line "i'm surprised to see so many people here, I thought you'd all be at home fucking your kids"
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 11:03, More)
only read about chubby
not so much a heckle but he made sure no-one heckled all night, years ago after a famous child abuse ring was uncovered chubby brown opened a show with the line "i'm surprised to see so many people here, I thought you'd all be at home fucking your kids"
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 11:03, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
oi ImNotRightBotheredMe
"What do you do if someone has a fit in the bath?
Throw your washing in quickly."
that ain't funny my grandfather died like that...
...he choked on a sock
/old gold
(Fri 16th Dec 2005, 12:16, More)
oi ImNotRightBotheredMe
"What do you do if someone has a fit in the bath?
Throw your washing in quickly."
that ain't funny my grandfather died like that...
...he choked on a sock
/old gold
(Fri 16th Dec 2005, 12:16, More)
» Toilets
two quickies
years ago a friend was at a school formal all tuxed up he goes back to his dates house and proceeds to roger her senseless, walks back towards our local to regale us with his tales of heroism, on the way he goes to jump a puddle, halfway over it he farts and as he lands follows through. huge guinnessey badness all over his rented tuxedo.
my own favourite was going the most god-zwful nite club in portrush on a monday night after a guinness and cider fuelled day, in the middle of the dancefloor i needed to evacuate so i went to the bogs, like the clean living soul I am and dropped my keks and forced out some of the vilest looking sludge imaginable, looked round for some shite wipe only to be disappointed-only one thing fo it, off with the socks.
horrid memories
(Mon 5th Sep 2005, 10:41, More)
two quickies
years ago a friend was at a school formal all tuxed up he goes back to his dates house and proceeds to roger her senseless, walks back towards our local to regale us with his tales of heroism, on the way he goes to jump a puddle, halfway over it he farts and as he lands follows through. huge guinnessey badness all over his rented tuxedo.
my own favourite was going the most god-zwful nite club in portrush on a monday night after a guinness and cider fuelled day, in the middle of the dancefloor i needed to evacuate so i went to the bogs, like the clean living soul I am and dropped my keks and forced out some of the vilest looking sludge imaginable, looked round for some shite wipe only to be disappointed-only one thing fo it, off with the socks.
horrid memories
(Mon 5th Sep 2005, 10:41, More)