» Panic Buying

Is it really panic buying if...
... your a man?

I always do all my Christmas shopping at the last minute and in a panic, but then I'm a man so shopping (be it Christmas or otherwise) means:

1) only starts 5pm the day before the occasion.
2) only takes 30 minutes.
3) only involves going in each shop once.
4) always results in cards and wrapping paper being picked up in WH Smiths during the final dash for the train.
(Wed 28th Dec 2005, 15:33, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Skits (though obviously not to his face)
Nothing quite like a schizophrenic Latin teacher.

Once sent a boy to stand outside the classroom for talking. Nothing too interesting about that you may say, but the rest of his class was on a field trip that day and he was the only student in the classroom that lession (forgotten permission slip or some such)...

He got strangly upset when we portaid him as a cross between a schizophrenic and a vampire in the end of year student skit. A few links such as "We don't like the daylight" and he stormed out the hall. Go figure.

We also had a (male) music teacher who didn't re-appear after the Easter break, but then if you proposition (male) A-level student that tends to happen...
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 16:09, More)

» My first love

Seems I peaked too soon...
Emma, both aged 4. We swapped teddies, she moved to the North East.

Her name escapes me now, but aged 5/6 we always used to run slower for each other when playing kiss chase. Shoulder length, curley brown hair. Also moved away.

Hannah - she was 11, I was 12. Not sure if she didn't like me, or just thought I was stalking her.

More or less down hill from there!
(Fri 21st Oct 2005, 17:21, More)