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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Moderate |
| Schizoid: | High |
| Schizotypal: | Very High |
| Antisocial: | High |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Moderate |
| Narcissistic: | Very High |
| Avoidant: | Low |
| Dependent: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
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» Accidental innuendo
woot!
not posted for a long time so be gentle.
i work for sainsburys, and as you can imagine at christmas time it gets pretty busy with everyone stocking up on stuff they'll never eat or use. everybody is rushing around, usually polite customers are miserable and surly, the miserable and surly customers are muttering and shouting at us for not having any goose fat. i'm heading toward the bakery carrying a sheaf of paperwork when i get grabbed by the arm by a stressed looking young woman who said very firmly and deliberately
"i want STUFFING!".
i would have done but i was very, very busy.
(Sun 15th Jun 2008, 17:43, More)
woot!
not posted for a long time so be gentle.
i work for sainsburys, and as you can imagine at christmas time it gets pretty busy with everyone stocking up on stuff they'll never eat or use. everybody is rushing around, usually polite customers are miserable and surly, the miserable and surly customers are muttering and shouting at us for not having any goose fat. i'm heading toward the bakery carrying a sheaf of paperwork when i get grabbed by the arm by a stressed looking young woman who said very firmly and deliberately
"i want STUFFING!".
i would have done but i was very, very busy.
(Sun 15th Jun 2008, 17:43, More)
» Scary Neighbours
cockney ball-sack
Moved into halls when i started uni, am the last one to arrive at the flat, seemed like a nice bunch of lads... chatting to ian brown looky likey.
me: what course you on?
cbs: philosophy
me: nice, you play guitar then?
cbs: yeah, big time, i write all my own stuff.
doesn't sound too bad? list of his offences over the next year.
- Pissing over the freezer, the tv, kitchen cupboards and in the bin
- Destroying said tv, bout 3/4's of my CD collection, smoking my buddha, drinking my beer, eating my food.
- Developing crack habit.
- Playing same 3 tunes on his guitar and singing along badly at 4 am when he couldn't sleep.
- Sitting on sofa in his boxer shorts, scratching his psoriasis, and leaving flaky dead skin everywhere. ick.
- Gets notion that i owe him money, stalks me when i go to my mates house, on the way he confronts me, then throws his house keys at me, misses by a country mile, hitting a local lad's car.
so glad to be rid of him... apologies for length and girth
(Thu 1st Sep 2005, 18:06, More)
cockney ball-sack
Moved into halls when i started uni, am the last one to arrive at the flat, seemed like a nice bunch of lads... chatting to ian brown looky likey.
me: what course you on?
cbs: philosophy
me: nice, you play guitar then?
cbs: yeah, big time, i write all my own stuff.
doesn't sound too bad? list of his offences over the next year.
- Pissing over the freezer, the tv, kitchen cupboards and in the bin
- Destroying said tv, bout 3/4's of my CD collection, smoking my buddha, drinking my beer, eating my food.
- Developing crack habit.
- Playing same 3 tunes on his guitar and singing along badly at 4 am when he couldn't sleep.
- Sitting on sofa in his boxer shorts, scratching his psoriasis, and leaving flaky dead skin everywhere. ick.
- Gets notion that i owe him money, stalks me when i go to my mates house, on the way he confronts me, then throws his house keys at me, misses by a country mile, hitting a local lad's car.
so glad to be rid of him... apologies for length and girth
(Thu 1st Sep 2005, 18:06, More)
» Accidental innuendo
770 to leeds
one i spotted on the bus to leeds,
sex shop opposite the sony centre has a sign in the front window.
ADDITIONAL ENTRANCE AT REAR
made me giggle like a 5 year old, will try and find a pic.
(Sun 15th Jun 2008, 17:48, More)
770 to leeds
one i spotted on the bus to leeds,
sex shop opposite the sony centre has a sign in the front window.
ADDITIONAL ENTRANCE AT REAR
made me giggle like a 5 year old, will try and find a pic.
(Sun 15th Jun 2008, 17:48, More)
» I'm an expert
licking my elbow
I can pop my right shoulder out of its socket, thus enabling my obscenely long tongue to lick my elbow. Very entertaining, if only I could dislocate my spine.
(Sun 26th Jun 2005, 17:37, More)
licking my elbow
I can pop my right shoulder out of its socket, thus enabling my obscenely long tongue to lick my elbow. Very entertaining, if only I could dislocate my spine.
(Sun 26th Jun 2005, 17:37, More)
» Irrational Fears
the fear!
coloured chalk makes me feel sick, chalk dust more so. i'm also afflicted by an obsessive compulsive thing where i have to look down every cardboard tube i find. empty toilet rolls, kitchen paper tubes and the like. woo.
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 9:13, More)
the fear!
coloured chalk makes me feel sick, chalk dust more so. i'm also afflicted by an obsessive compulsive thing where i have to look down every cardboard tube i find. empty toilet rolls, kitchen paper tubes and the like. woo.
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 9:13, More)