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» Useless Information
Put your left leg in...
In the final verse of revelations in the new testament it was revealed that the hokie cokie really was what it was all about.
However the vatican suppressed the knowledge.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 18:31, More)
Put your left leg in...
In the final verse of revelations in the new testament it was revealed that the hokie cokie really was what it was all about.
However the vatican suppressed the knowledge.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 18:31, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
Naughty me
Having that cigarette in the car this morning when i've given up and been really good for the past two months .....
but DAMN it tasted sweet like cherry pie!
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 9:46, More)
Naughty me
Having that cigarette in the car this morning when i've given up and been really good for the past two months .....
but DAMN it tasted sweet like cherry pie!
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 9:46, More)
» When animals attack...
Spider, man
A couple of months ago, as i was just drifting off to sleep a rather large spider dropped off the ceiling straight onto my face. in a rather girly panic i jumped out of bed brushed it onto the floor and proceeded to beat it to death with a pair of boxer shorts that happened to be lying beside my bed. Poor spider.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 17:05, More)
Spider, man
A couple of months ago, as i was just drifting off to sleep a rather large spider dropped off the ceiling straight onto my face. in a rather girly panic i jumped out of bed brushed it onto the floor and proceeded to beat it to death with a pair of boxer shorts that happened to be lying beside my bed. Poor spider.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 17:05, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
Boo Hoo Hoo
The track "Run" from Snow Patrols' album, reminds me of breaking up with my ex, still missing her after a year...fucking sap!
Makes for dangerous driving if it comes on when i'm alone in the car.
Can't believe i've admitted to that in public normally i'm so rough and tough!
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 13:06, More)
Boo Hoo Hoo
The track "Run" from Snow Patrols' album, reminds me of breaking up with my ex, still missing her after a year...fucking sap!
Makes for dangerous driving if it comes on when i'm alone in the car.
Can't believe i've admitted to that in public normally i'm so rough and tough!
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 13:06, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
Windsor Great Park
On a bench made of a log...severe risk of splinters in the arse i think i should have used more protection, say a tray to sit on.... the rustling in the bushes kinda put me off though..kept expecting mad knife wielding maniac to leap out
17 at the time
edit: had to use the "i just got excited because i fancy you so much" line to cover speed of experience
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 9:59, More)
Windsor Great Park
On a bench made of a log...severe risk of splinters in the arse i think i should have used more protection, say a tray to sit on.... the rustling in the bushes kinda put me off though..kept expecting mad knife wielding maniac to leap out
17 at the time
edit: had to use the "i just got excited because i fancy you so much" line to cover speed of experience
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 9:59, More)