Profile for Hostile Mike:
I am your cunt.
I have never had a frontpage image because I've only been here since late January 2005 and I'm shit.
But I spent precious hours of my finite existence making these, you you're going to fucking look at them, you fucking BITCHES.
^ My B3ta debut spelling errors and all. Also fuck you.
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I am your cunt.
I have never had a frontpage image because I've only been here since late January 2005 and I'm shit.
But I spent precious hours of my finite existence making these, you you're going to fucking look at them, you fucking BITCHES.
^ My B3ta debut spelling errors and all. Also fuck you.
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» When animals attack...
FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GEESE
A whole fucking FLOCK of the fucking cunts. I was three at the time, visiting Grandad on his farm. For no apparent reason, a whole bunch of fucking cunt fuck geese spotted me, noticed I was small, and decided "oh, look, there's a small thing. Let's attack it!" FUCKING CUNTS CHASED ME HALFWAY ACROSS THE FUCKING PADDOCK, THE FUCKING FUCKING CUNTS. If my Dad hadn't arrived and beaten up the ringleader, I'm sure they would have eaten me. Fucking cunting GEESE. ALL GEESE MUST DIE. ALL GEESE MUST DIE.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 14:53, More)
FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GEESE
A whole fucking FLOCK of the fucking cunts. I was three at the time, visiting Grandad on his farm. For no apparent reason, a whole bunch of fucking cunt fuck geese spotted me, noticed I was small, and decided "oh, look, there's a small thing. Let's attack it!" FUCKING CUNTS CHASED ME HALFWAY ACROSS THE FUCKING PADDOCK, THE FUCKING FUCKING CUNTS. If my Dad hadn't arrived and beaten up the ringleader, I'm sure they would have eaten me. Fucking cunting GEESE. ALL GEESE MUST DIE. ALL GEESE MUST DIE.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 14:53, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
Seeing the one I love
for the first time in two years, across a room, yesterday evening. We both tried not to look at each other, for reasons simultaneously very similar and very different. Love and hate.
(Sun 17th Apr 2005, 1:34, More)
Seeing the one I love
for the first time in two years, across a room, yesterday evening. We both tried not to look at each other, for reasons simultaneously very similar and very different. Love and hate.
(Sun 17th Apr 2005, 1:34, More)