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As my name would suggest I am a bear.
Or more a sort of proto-bear really.
But I am quite nice.
Nice and bear-like.
Mmmmmm...Bear.

Oh and I like the sound Kwah quite a lot.

Kwah!

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» My first love

Ah first love.
Still not sure which was my first love. At a very confused 7 years old I couldn't decide between Sophie Smith and her pink BMX (who didn't notice I existed)or Lucy Dunlop who had a moustache but who would let me hold her hand and very occasionaly kiss her. Should have stopped there really as the next girlfriend I had (aged 10) was considerably taller than me and after a tiring game of "kiss chase" consented to a quick smooch. Rather than do the sensible thing and stand on tip toes or gently pull her down to me I decided to jump up and plant a big smackeroo on her. Unfortunately I went a bit too far and head butted her in the nose causing blood to piss out all over the shop. Hope you don't have a crooked nose now Victoria Wright - SORRY!!
(Thu 20th Oct 2005, 13:15, More)

» Urban Legends

Truth or lie?
I had a fun game with my last housemate called "truth or lie" (I believe it was subsequently stolen by Radio 1.

The Idea is to come up with a tale which sounds like it just might be true and see how many people you can make fall for it.

Past attempts have included:
Robbie Williams has (bad) AIDS (shame...)

Always make ice cubes with water from the bathroom as it comes from further underground and is therefore colder (caught my friend actually doing this ha ha!)

Or (stolen from Shaun of the Dead) managed to convince a friend that dogs can't look up

Try it; it's fun.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 13:19, More)

» Pathological Liars

Cretinous, greasy, bull-shitting Mike
Went to Uni with a guy who claimed, amongst others

1) Had a strong right arm from the mace twirling antics of his Irish King descendants
2) His mother co-ran Microsoft with Bill Gates (this was the reason she was so rich and could afford to send Mike to Private school - nothing to do with the fact that she herself new what a vile cretin you really were and put you there so she didn't have to speak to you everyday
3) He could play guitar brilliantly and had helped Noel Gallagher write some tunes - this despite spending his entire student loan of a couple of grand on a Fender strat and matching Marshal amp and then making a sound like a kitten slowly being peeled
4) Claimed that his girlfriend (now wife God help her) loved the smell of stale fags, beer and sweat he constantly exuded.

Mike you really were a cretinous, greasy, bull shitting twat and none of us liked you - we just used your computer so we could play Doom.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 13:18, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Sick
Whats the best thing about shagging twenty five year olds?

Answer: There's twenty of them.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 13:25, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Ozzie fun
First post ever. Hope this is worth it.

Moved to Leicester 5 years ago and had the pleasure of meeting some ozzie tourists who were looking for directions to a local tourist spot. The very polite man was asking me and a companion for ten minutes for directions to LoogaBarooga until we realised he was actually asking for directions to ......Loughborough.

Ahh...bless.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 13:20, More)
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