» Claims to Fame

Time Team genitalia
I stood next to Tony Robinson in the toilets at an MTV party held at the old station building next to Temple Meads in Bristol back in the 90's. I remeber taking a really good look at his cock.

He noticed, nodded, did his shakes and walked off.

I wasn't perving or anything just never seen a celebrity's wreckage before.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 14:47, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Flash
Flash, was a railway carriage cleaner who wasn't particularly fast or bright, hence the nickname.

Example: he told us about a fun night he spent at the Europa cinema (private xxx film club in Bristol, very seedy, now closed). He sat next to a galant gentleman who in between tugging his cock, introduced himself and invited Flash back to his for 'coffee'. When asked how he got on, Flash replied, "e fucked I, an it 'urt".
(Mon 22nd May 2006, 14:09, More)

» I just don't get it

Voting in TV programs
Arse off you money-grabbing telly whores.

Every program on TV today has some forking vote thingy. "Send us your vote if you thing rapists should be jailed or not. Texts cost 8 quid." Um...let me ponder that one.

I guarantee the only program with no voting in it in in the near future will be the general election coverage.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 12:37, More)

» Cougars and Sugar Daddies

My wife
is 27.

I am 41.

She is youthful, blonde and sexy.
I am ageing, bearded and flabby.

Wh'appen?
(Thu 4th Dec 2008, 14:34, More)

» * PFFT *

The smell of my farts...
...puts an image in my mind of a buffalo smoking a pipe.
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 15:31, More)