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» Messing with the Dark Side
would u believe
theres a friendly ghost called casper who keeps trying to cup my balls...nice chap tho
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 21:12, More)
would u believe
theres a friendly ghost called casper who keeps trying to cup my balls...nice chap tho
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 21:12, More)
» Essential Items
woohoo
i carry syphilus about with me everywhere i go. a lovely lady i met in a club gave it to me two years ago and it never leaves my person:)
(Fri 28th Oct 2005, 20:19, More)
woohoo
i carry syphilus about with me everywhere i go. a lovely lady i met in a club gave it to me two years ago and it never leaves my person:)
(Fri 28th Oct 2005, 20:19, More)
» Teenage Poetry
What can I say
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have tourettes
Shit cunt bollox!
(Tue 16th Aug 2005, 1:57, More)
What can I say
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have tourettes
Shit cunt bollox!
(Tue 16th Aug 2005, 1:57, More)
» Teenage Poetry
teenage angst poetry
I wrote this when i was about 18 or 19
Oh how I long to hold her hand
Oh how I long to please her,
Although her heart is far away
Her head is in my freezer.
Come and run to me oh babe
And get those tight chains loose.
Let me taste your tender lips
And your pancreatic juice.
As I gaze into your eyes,
And as I sing this ballad,
I stroke your pretty little face
That sits next to the sallad.
By jove:P
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 23:40, More)
teenage angst poetry
I wrote this when i was about 18 or 19
Oh how I long to hold her hand
Oh how I long to please her,
Although her heart is far away
Her head is in my freezer.
Come and run to me oh babe
And get those tight chains loose.
Let me taste your tender lips
And your pancreatic juice.
As I gaze into your eyes,
And as I sing this ballad,
I stroke your pretty little face
That sits next to the sallad.
By jove:P
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 23:40, More)
» Singing the wrong words
adams family song
i can remember the adams family song when i was a yungun...
the adams family started
when uncle fester farted
he farted thru the keyhole
and paralysed the cat
the cat was so amazed
he jumped up in the air
he landed in the fire
and burnt you know where....
the muff one is also good, as someone mentioned...the list is endless...
this crazy little thing called muff
the muff shack
muff hurts
muff is a stranger
and my personal favourite...
I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MUFF...ID MUFF DIVE YOU AND THATS A FACT (DN DN ) OH I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MUFF, BUT I WONT DO THAT...
Oh , this is one from a few years back:
Bon Jovi, you give love a bad name:
STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ASS (ARSE!)
AND YOU'RE SO GAY
OOOOH YOU TAKE LOVE, THE WRONG WAY...!
(Tue 1st Feb 2005, 23:23, More)
adams family song
i can remember the adams family song when i was a yungun...
the adams family started
when uncle fester farted
he farted thru the keyhole
and paralysed the cat
the cat was so amazed
he jumped up in the air
he landed in the fire
and burnt you know where....
the muff one is also good, as someone mentioned...the list is endless...
this crazy little thing called muff
the muff shack
muff hurts
muff is a stranger
and my personal favourite...
I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MUFF...ID MUFF DIVE YOU AND THATS A FACT (DN DN ) OH I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MUFF, BUT I WONT DO THAT...
Oh , this is one from a few years back:
Bon Jovi, you give love a bad name:
STRAIGHT THROUGH THE ASS (ARSE!)
AND YOU'RE SO GAY
OOOOH YOU TAKE LOVE, THE WRONG WAY...!
(Tue 1st Feb 2005, 23:23, More)