» Messing with the Dark Side

would u believe
theres a friendly ghost called casper who keeps trying to cup my balls...nice chap tho
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 21:12, More)

» Essential Items

woohoo
i carry syphilus about with me everywhere i go. a lovely lady i met in a club gave it to me two years ago and it never leaves my person:)
(Fri 28th Oct 2005, 20:19, More)

» Teenage Poetry

What can I say
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have tourettes
Shit cunt bollox!
(Tue 16th Aug 2005, 1:57, More)

» Teenage Poetry

teenage angst poetry
I wrote this when i was about 18 or 19

Oh how I long to hold her hand
Oh how I long to please her,
Although her heart is far away
Her head is in my freezer.

Come and run to me oh babe
And get those tight chains loose.
Let me taste your tender lips
And your pancreatic juice.

As I gaze into your eyes,
And as I sing this ballad,
I stroke your pretty little face
That sits next to the sallad.

By jove:P
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 23:40, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

oops
Didnt know what i was doing, knew i had to stick my finger in one of the holes to get it all loosened up, unfortunately for me, i shoved them up the wrong hole and was greeted by a rather sweaty raspy fart. Oh and when i did finally shag her she decided to have her perod...oh to be in love again
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 22:34, More)