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» That's when I knew it was over...
It really is possible
for a girly to be unable to have sex.
I knew it was over with my ex when I was so tense at the thought of fucking him that he wasn't able to prise his way in.
Interesting, because I'm sure that kind of clamping action would be a GOOD thing if it started, well, during, rather than before. ;)
He also cried on the phone to me a LOT.
And stalked me.
eh.
(Sat 23rd Jul 2005, 12:12, More)
It really is possible
for a girly to be unable to have sex.
I knew it was over with my ex when I was so tense at the thought of fucking him that he wasn't able to prise his way in.
Interesting, because I'm sure that kind of clamping action would be a GOOD thing if it started, well, during, rather than before. ;)
He also cried on the phone to me a LOT.
And stalked me.
eh.
(Sat 23rd Jul 2005, 12:12, More)
» Useless Information
I know a lot of crap facts about dragonflies
They can't walk.
Dragonfly nymphs shoot water out of their anus to propel them away from predators (jet powered!)
The males have a shovel shaped penis that scoops out rival males semen.
They only live 24 hours on average
But somehow still manage to be one of oldest animals on Earth (a very very big version) predates dinosaurs.
They are also the fastest of all insects and have thousands of eyes
I have a big dragonfly tattoo on my shoulder.
Told ya they were crap. Though, I quite like the first two.
(And at least I didn't mention brass monkeys, polar bears, ducks, charlie chaplin, anagrams or Hitler!)
(Yup, I read them ALL before I postesd)
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 0:13, More)
I know a lot of crap facts about dragonflies
They can't walk.
Dragonfly nymphs shoot water out of their anus to propel them away from predators (jet powered!)
The males have a shovel shaped penis that scoops out rival males semen.
They only live 24 hours on average
But somehow still manage to be one of oldest animals on Earth (a very very big version) predates dinosaurs.
They are also the fastest of all insects and have thousands of eyes
I have a big dragonfly tattoo on my shoulder.
Told ya they were crap. Though, I quite like the first two.
(And at least I didn't mention brass monkeys, polar bears, ducks, charlie chaplin, anagrams or Hitler!)
(Yup, I read them ALL before I postesd)
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 0:13, More)
» Scars with history
I got my scar tap dancing
That's right, on my chin, there is a half inch scar (2 stitches) from when I was 5 years old and a tap dancer.
A word to the wise. Even though your tap shoes ARE lovely and slippery when you are on the kind of shiny concrete used for rollerskating rinks, don't spin around in circles in them.
You will fall down.
You will ruin your favourite white leotard.
Your little brother will wee himself at the doctors.
Well. Maybe not the last one, but it certainly added to the drama in my case!
(Woohoo first post!)
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 22:21, More)
I got my scar tap dancing
That's right, on my chin, there is a half inch scar (2 stitches) from when I was 5 years old and a tap dancer.
A word to the wise. Even though your tap shoes ARE lovely and slippery when you are on the kind of shiny concrete used for rollerskating rinks, don't spin around in circles in them.
You will fall down.
You will ruin your favourite white leotard.
Your little brother will wee himself at the doctors.
Well. Maybe not the last one, but it certainly added to the drama in my case!
(Woohoo first post!)
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 22:21, More)
» I just don't get it
On the way home from work today
I saw a billboard. I don't know if Extra candy is available elsewhere in the world - probably.
Anyway. Hard clear little lollies. Breathmints I guess.
But the new ones are orange flavoured.
They don't advertise them as breathMINTs so thats not my problem.
My problem is they have am orange spotted cow on the billboard. What the HELL has a cow, orange or otherwise, got to do with anything?
Please explain?
(Wed 6th Apr 2005, 12:01, More)
On the way home from work today
I saw a billboard. I don't know if Extra candy is available elsewhere in the world - probably.
Anyway. Hard clear little lollies. Breathmints I guess.
But the new ones are orange flavoured.
They don't advertise them as breathMINTs so thats not my problem.
My problem is they have am orange spotted cow on the billboard. What the HELL has a cow, orange or otherwise, got to do with anything?
Please explain?
(Wed 6th Apr 2005, 12:01, More)
» Little things that turn you on
This is So lame and boring
Passion. When a man is absolutely passionate about something, anything, can talk about it with that smile in his eyes that says that he really loves whatever it is (especially if it's music)
I am gone. It makes me do that sigh with a little whimper thing at the end hehe
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 10:04, More)
This is So lame and boring
Passion. When a man is absolutely passionate about something, anything, can talk about it with that smile in his eyes that says that he really loves whatever it is (especially if it's music)
I am gone. It makes me do that sigh with a little whimper thing at the end hehe
(Tue 22nd Feb 2005, 10:04, More)