Profile for Elizabeth Duke at Argos:
I lurk mostly and watch you all while taking careful notes. I know where most of you live.
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I lurk mostly and watch you all while taking careful notes. I know where most of you live.
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» Pretentious bollocks
I would post a story, but I prefer to express myself through the medium of dance.
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 14:53, More)
I would post a story, but I prefer to express myself through the medium of dance.
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 14:53, More)
» Ripped Off
I sortof rip off charities...
Ripping off, eh? Depends on how you look at it.
Because I have a hideous disease, I get some measly sick person's benefit, but it's paltry, so I have an ingenious way of boosting it.
See, being diseased means that you have a lot of free time to fill, so I go around all the charity shops looking at foul unwanted tat. Thing is, I know quite a bit about antiques, and as a result I buy things for bugger all from these charities, then roll in fat virtual profits when I sell them on Fleabay.
My god-bothering sister-in-law finds it uncomfortable, but as her god has chosen to inflict disease on me, they can both go swivel.
(Fri 16th Feb 2007, 20:39, More)
I sortof rip off charities...
Ripping off, eh? Depends on how you look at it.
Because I have a hideous disease, I get some measly sick person's benefit, but it's paltry, so I have an ingenious way of boosting it.
See, being diseased means that you have a lot of free time to fill, so I go around all the charity shops looking at foul unwanted tat. Thing is, I know quite a bit about antiques, and as a result I buy things for bugger all from these charities, then roll in fat virtual profits when I sell them on Fleabay.
My god-bothering sister-in-law finds it uncomfortable, but as her god has chosen to inflict disease on me, they can both go swivel.
(Fri 16th Feb 2007, 20:39, More)
» Hidden Treasure
Hidden treasure that we missed!!
About a year after moving out of a flat, Mr Duke got a call from the police asking if we'd ever been in the attic. We hadn't which turned out to be unfortunate.
The police explaned that the new owners of the building had been doing some renovationms, and a builder had been up in the attic to check the condition of the roof. While there he'd found a box tucked under the eaves- containing a human skull... Apart from being gutted that we'd never found it ourselves, it later transpired that it had belonged to a previous tenent who was a medical student and he'd bought it off some bloke in a pub.
Like you do.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 15:36, More)
Hidden treasure that we missed!!
About a year after moving out of a flat, Mr Duke got a call from the police asking if we'd ever been in the attic. We hadn't which turned out to be unfortunate.
The police explaned that the new owners of the building had been doing some renovationms, and a builder had been up in the attic to check the condition of the roof. While there he'd found a box tucked under the eaves- containing a human skull... Apart from being gutted that we'd never found it ourselves, it later transpired that it had belonged to a previous tenent who was a medical student and he'd bought it off some bloke in a pub.
Like you do.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 15:36, More)
» Now, there was no need for that...
uncalled for
A few years ago I had to have an injection into my eyeball. I went into the operating theatre and they clamped my eye open, Clockwork Orange styleee. Then I noticed that the Opthalmic surgeon liked listening to Beethoven while he worked...
Just to put a tin hat on it, he fucked up and for six months I had a bright red eyeball like fucking Dracula.
Bastard.
(Tue 21st Jun 2005, 17:54, More)
uncalled for
A few years ago I had to have an injection into my eyeball. I went into the operating theatre and they clamped my eye open, Clockwork Orange styleee. Then I noticed that the Opthalmic surgeon liked listening to Beethoven while he worked...
Just to put a tin hat on it, he fucked up and for six months I had a bright red eyeball like fucking Dracula.
Bastard.
(Tue 21st Jun 2005, 17:54, More)
» DIY fashion
For some the 80s was a very long decade...
.., especially a bloke I was at college with, in about 1995. He had a Miami Vice fixation, and made all his own pastel coloured, big shouldered, ultra-pleated trousered suits. Some double breasted. My fave was a mint green one, which he wore with a pale pink shirt. In 1995. And you know what? We were FASHION students!!
The looks he got on the college trip to Paris...
(Sat 26th Aug 2006, 20:57, More)
For some the 80s was a very long decade...
.., especially a bloke I was at college with, in about 1995. He had a Miami Vice fixation, and made all his own pastel coloured, big shouldered, ultra-pleated trousered suits. Some double breasted. My fave was a mint green one, which he wore with a pale pink shirt. In 1995. And you know what? We were FASHION students!!
The looks he got on the college trip to Paris...
(Sat 26th Aug 2006, 20:57, More)