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» Pure Ignorance

Tsunami after effects?
The other night, during the high winds, my girlfriend asked if we were "seeing the after effects of the tsunami".

Much belming followed.
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 17:03, More)

» Common

TDW makes his dead mum do his washing.
What a cunt!
(Sun 19th Oct 2008, 23:48, More)

» Abusing freebies

When I was on dialup
I was using an ISP that was a Pipex reseller. I found their 0800 access number inside the software on a trial disk. I abused it. Lots. Then they disconnected the number.

THRILLING CONTRIBUTION!
(Fri 9th Nov 2007, 4:34, More)

» Food sabotage

I've never been shit enough to get asked to make tea at work.
I sometimes wonder, for a second or two, how these people must feel.

Pretty shit I'd say.
(Fri 19th Sep 2008, 0:05, More)