» Urban Legends

clouds
when i was lil my big sis convinced me that the clouds were austrailia. she also convinced me that the people we watched on the telly actually lived inside it.

she also told me that if i got out of the bath before i pulled the plug jaws would come out and eat me.
(Thu 5th Jan 2006, 22:44, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

onions

cutting onions
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 21:06, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

plastic
opening a plastic packet or one of those board makers and sniffing it.

sitting under a hot heater with a bottle of varninsh open on the table and letting the fumes get to you slowly without even realising it till u try to stand up and fall over
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 22:56, More)

» Expensive Mistakes

orange
i decided to move from t-mobile to orange for some strange reason this summer and so far my phone bills have cost an amount of nearly 4k. This would be understandable had i used my phone that much but orange have decided, on 3 occaisions, to take out the payment more than once from my account. Im still waiting for the money to get back into my account and would rather have the cash back instead of being 4k in credit with a phone company who take 5 hours before you can get through to speak to a human on customer services - a rarity to get one that speaks the same language as you
(Fri 26th Oct 2007, 19:30, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

nasty
a kid at school, im a teacher at a secondary school, all boys, was telling me how he felt sick, i left him to it at the back of the room with his head in his hands as it was quieter than waiting in the office for his mum. I had kind of forgotten about him as he had been so quiet, until i heard this heaving noise and all the boys started looking over and screaming. He had thrown up all over the desk but also followed through, wasnt nice seeing what he had eaten that morning or the night before, all melted into a pile of sick and shit
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 20:48, More)