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Raised by two puffins
Fed plenty of muffins
My hat fits just snug on my head
Hands made of maracas
Addicted to crackers
I live in a shoe by a bed
My hair looks like gravy
It's brown and quite wavy
And tastes quite delicious it's said
I've a grand plan for living
And it's here for trhe giving
"I was born, I now live, I'll be dead."
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Raised by two puffins
Fed plenty of muffins
My hat fits just snug on my head
Hands made of maracas
Addicted to crackers
I live in a shoe by a bed
My hair looks like gravy
It's brown and quite wavy
And tastes quite delicious it's said
I've a grand plan for living
And it's here for trhe giving
"I was born, I now live, I'll be dead."
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Gulp!
When the Giant-Mecha-Papier-Mache-Penguin attacked, even the fearsome KittenCopter was no match
(Wed 13th Feb 2002, 10:38, More)
When the Giant-Mecha-Papier-Mache-Penguin attacked, even the fearsome KittenCopter was no match
(Wed 13th Feb 2002, 10:38, More)
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» Strange things you've been paid to do
You ain't seen me, right
When I was a nipper, I was on me skateboard flinging recklessly around my estate when my mate's neighbour's car sort of got in the way. I was flung up. over the bonnet and onto the road on the other side. He was so guilty, and worried that we'd shop him that he gave us £20 to keep us quiet. Bearing in mind I was 7 and this is in 1981, this was a splendid amount of cash.
I spent it in caps for my toy gun. About 5000 of them. In one go. Best week ever. Fact
(Fri 1st Oct 2004, 15:41, More)
You ain't seen me, right
When I was a nipper, I was on me skateboard flinging recklessly around my estate when my mate's neighbour's car sort of got in the way. I was flung up. over the bonnet and onto the road on the other side. He was so guilty, and worried that we'd shop him that he gave us £20 to keep us quiet. Bearing in mind I was 7 and this is in 1981, this was a splendid amount of cash.
I spent it in caps for my toy gun. About 5000 of them. In one go. Best week ever. Fact
(Fri 1st Oct 2004, 15:41, More)
» Things you've done when you've had no money.
Smoking bangers
Having no money for fags, and already having gone through the existing butts to fashion a cigarette, a mate and I decided that perhaps herbs would be a suitable alternative to tobacco.
One rolled up "herbs de provence" fag later we gave it a go. I swear it's like smoking sausages, right up until you're violently sick.
(Mon 11th Oct 2004, 9:33, More)
Smoking bangers
Having no money for fags, and already having gone through the existing butts to fashion a cigarette, a mate and I decided that perhaps herbs would be a suitable alternative to tobacco.
One rolled up "herbs de provence" fag later we gave it a go. I swear it's like smoking sausages, right up until you're violently sick.
(Mon 11th Oct 2004, 9:33, More)
» Irrational Hatred
Wet chips
That bit of watery ketchup that you pour on your plate if you forget to shake the bottle
(Fri 1st Apr 2011, 12:47, More)
Wet chips
That bit of watery ketchup that you pour on your plate if you forget to shake the bottle
(Fri 1st Apr 2011, 12:47, More)
» Have you ever started a fire?
Not a disaster. More of a tip
The garden of a rented house I used to live in had a staggering amount of huge yellow dandelions growing in it. One warm summer evening I discovered that when the flowers close for the night, the petals act as a sort of sponge which soak up lighter fluid very effectively.
Simply fill the closed flower with lighter fluid, apply a flame, repeat a hundred times and hey presto, you will have a field of swaying lights for the next 20 minutes or so.
Next put on some appropriate music, open a beer, light up and enjoy
alternatively, you can pretend you are a rock star playing your number 1 ballad to an appreciative stadium. But that might be sad.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 11:34, More)
Not a disaster. More of a tip
The garden of a rented house I used to live in had a staggering amount of huge yellow dandelions growing in it. One warm summer evening I discovered that when the flowers close for the night, the petals act as a sort of sponge which soak up lighter fluid very effectively.
Simply fill the closed flower with lighter fluid, apply a flame, repeat a hundred times and hey presto, you will have a field of swaying lights for the next 20 minutes or so.
Next put on some appropriate music, open a beer, light up and enjoy
alternatively, you can pretend you are a rock star playing your number 1 ballad to an appreciative stadium. But that might be sad.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 11:34, More)
» Evidence that you're getting old
Pretend joint pain?
I'm sure I did it as a joke at first, but I now can't sit down or get up without accompanying it with a noise. You know the ones, a small groan when you get up and a satisfied aaah as you sit down.
I am 30.
There's only one more phase to go. When I start hitching up the knees of my trousers before sitting, I'll know the end is near...
(Mon 1st Nov 2004, 12:25, More)
Pretend joint pain?
I'm sure I did it as a joke at first, but I now can't sit down or get up without accompanying it with a noise. You know the ones, a small groan when you get up and a satisfied aaah as you sit down.
I am 30.
There's only one more phase to go. When I start hitching up the knees of my trousers before sitting, I'll know the end is near...
(Mon 1st Nov 2004, 12:25, More)