» Guilty Pleasures

Squeezing spots

My boyfriend thinks he's allergic to something. Haven't got round to telling him that the red blotchiness on his back is caused by me poking at him for hours when he's sleeping...

I derive great pleasure from squeezing the really tiny ones that have lots of pus without waking him up. Bliss.

Apart from this I am completely normal, I swear.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 16:37, More)

» Beautiful but Bonkers

Psycho Stalker
One guy I used to date insisted on calling me his wife and drew a lovely picture of our grave for me the day after we met.
(Fri 17th Nov 2006, 14:26, More)

» Mobile phone disasters

AIDS
Everyone has AIDS from Team America playing very loudly in a packed hospital waiting room.
(Sat 1st Aug 2009, 11:44, More)

» Childhood Ambitions


I wanted to be a fairy princess mermaid. Either that or a pet shop.
(Sun 1st Apr 2007, 16:56, More)

» Body Mods

Scars
I love all sorts of body modifications and most of mine have worked out well, except one brand I gave myself.
I was drunk and temporarily forgot that burns tend to spread out a bit as they heal, so something that looked a bit like this at the time....

...now looks like this, four years later

(Fri 1st Dec 2006, 13:46, More)